Goddamn Kids
So the plan is, we all get up early, I make them a load of butties and himself takes the kids and the dog to Manchester Airport for the day, so I can have a day to myself.
So off they go, I look in the kitchen, hmmm about 3 washerloads, that'll do me. Then I venture into the kids bedrooms for coat hangers, and come down with another 3 washer loads (dunno if it all needs washing, but it's screwed up at the bottom of the wardrobe, under the bed, behind the desks, that sort of crap)
Then I gets the phonecall..... kids were playing, Victoria threw a plastic bottle at Andrew and he now has a half inch long split in his head! apparently not bleeding much, and a nice clean split, so he's stuck him back together with plasters (I didn't even know there was a first aid kit in the car) and they are now on their way home.
Next time I get a day to myself I am piffing off out for the day! and leaving my phone at home!
:crazy:
So the plan is, we all get up early, I make them a load of butties and himself takes the kids and the dog to Manchester Airport for the day, so I can have a day to myself.
So off they go, I look in the kitchen, hmmm about 3 washerloads, that'll do me. Then I venture into the kids bedrooms for coat hangers, and come down with another 3 washer loads (dunno if it all needs washing, but it's screwed up at the bottom of the wardrobe, under the bed, behind the desks, that sort of crap)
Then I gets the phonecall..... kids were playing, Victoria threw a plastic bottle at Andrew and he now has a half inch long split in his head! apparently not bleeding much, and a nice clean split, so he's stuck him back together with plasters (I didn't even know there was a first aid kit in the car) and they are now on their way home.
Next time I get a day to myself I am piffing off out for the day! and leaving my phone at home!
:crazy:
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