FMB Fanclub

[Amethyst]

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lol Nelly you should come see mine !! I had a lie in, and a lie out lol.went to sleep at half nine and woke up at 3, then went back to sleep at 4 and woke up at 8....thats a lot of sleep, and I'm bloomin' knackered now. Takes me ages to wake up so having my coffee and ciggy now and kinda hoping the kids are getting themselves dressed upstairs like I asked but fully expecting them to come down in ten minutes asking me for socks pants and shirts.Going to have a smiley day today tho and get me head down do some work. Can but try. Oh yes little Katy is reading in church today..she been practising ' Thankyou God for the Clouds' and holding up a picture of a cloud she painted.Bless her. She threw up in assembly on Tuesday over the boy in front haha so hopefully she'll keep it in today.

[Paule]

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Well Morning All
Bloody cold round here today, usual prats on the roads, and I'm sat wioth me brew having just finished me sausage butty.
Ive got a pile of paperwork to do, but i will soon lose, i mean sort, it all our....if I can get off here.
Anyway friday tommorow and then the weekend starts.
Also Season 2 of Heroes to start watching tonight

Happy Thursday

[iancognito]

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Yip frozen windscreen this morning.

I have decided its not only the usual Mercs and BMW's where, unlike a hedgehog the pricks are on the inside, they have now been joined by P reg Honda Civics, 3 times this week I nearly lost the front of my car, maybe it's just one who gets around a bit.

[Paradox]

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I used to have an R reg civic

No frozen windscreen etc here, although i did park right up the side of my house to avoid it.

Too early to be scraping windscreens off!

[Paradox]

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Oohh, 5000th post

[enaid]

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3 times this week I nearly lost the front of my car, maybe it's just one who gets around a bit.

If you trying to make me feel guilty jan it's working

[Amethyst]

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Frozen Windscreens ? Blimey bit chilly up there in the land of the common people is it. pmsl.

On the way to school this morning had a lovely little natter with my five year old.

Alex. Mummy do you know everything
Me. Of course (lol)
Alex. Well you don't know what heaven looks like do you
Me. Err no not yet
Alex. Daddy does, he took me there and made me invisible
Me. Did he
Alex. Yes I saw God
Me. Thats nice. What did he look like.
Alex. Hes invisible.
Alex. Dead people live in heaven dont they
Me. Yes
Alex. So why does God live there hes not dead.
Me. He looks after the dead people.
Alex. Mummy why did God make everything
Me. because hes very clever
Alex. He didnt make the path though did he
Me. Did he not? Who did then?
Alex. The man in the statues
Me. Jesus ?
Alex. No Marco Polo

[Paradox]

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Kids are stupid







:coat:

[Paule]

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Breakfast Conversation with My 3 yr Old

E: Why are you going to work?
Me: To get pennies
E: What do we need pennies for?
Me: So we can buy things
E: Like what?
Me: To pay for food
E: We dont need any food we went shopping
Me: To pay for clothes then
E: I have got enough clothes
E: We need pennies to go on holiday
Me: Yes, good idea

My 3yr old comes out with some choice quotes.

In Asda while Kelly is looking at Bras, he puts both hands on the cups of a wonderbra and shouts 'Thems for boobies!'.

And he copies all the little phrases that you say to him. At the moment when you tell him off you get back 'I Don't Think So'

And as for my darling daughter, who is 1.5 yrs old, you should see the paddies she throws. They last a good 30 mins and have me in stitches watching her. She lies on the floor legs kicking arms waving and everything.

[enaid]

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This morning convo with OH,
Me What do you want for breakie?
OH: erm erm erm
Me: it will be bloody dinner time soon!
OH: Oh alright I'll have bacon and beans and a couple of toast
Me: ok will you get the beans
OH: where are they?
Me: in the cupboard under the stairs (the glory hole)
OH: oh go on then I'll have bacon and scrambled egg
Me: you lazy ********************** nuff said lol

[Paule]

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Me: in the cupboard under the stairs (the glory hole)

That phrase has other meanings enaid, that I wont go into on here

[Paradox]

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Me: in the cupboard under the stairs (the glory hole)

Try googling that phrase

[enaid]

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I'm going to me move all me groceries to the cupboard under the stairs.
I am just glad I don't understand half of what I just googled msl:
Anyone else ever heard it called that? I can't believe that, I've always known it as that, I even say it to the gas and leccie men when they come to read the meter

[Paradox]

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I've just spat tea everywhere!!

Bet the meter readers always think their lucks in!!

[iancognito]

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Conversation with my two sons

18 year old "Mum can I borrow a tenner"

24 year old "Mum can I boroow £20"

Mum "WIll you do something with your bedrooms"

18 and 24 year old "grunt"