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SAD Although I laughed at someComment
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My sons threatened to throw a bucket of water over me if I carried on :lol:Debt is like any other trap, easy enough to get into, but hard enough to get out of.
It doesn't matter where your journey begins, so long as you begin it...
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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2 but they gotta be IIIIITY BITTY little ones!!
Whats worse than a bull in a china shop? A hedgehog in a durex factory!
1 cows are in a field, one says MOOOOOOO and the second says you SOD i was gonna say that!
2 cows are in a field and one say, here, Daisy.. what do you think of this BSE lark?
Daisy says IDC im a SQUIRREL!!!
The man who invented the hokey cokey died yesterday
the undertakers problems started when they put the left leg in!
i was at one time addicted to the hokey cokey, but ive turned myself about now!Comment
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How things change :help::help:
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my mother in law Mary couldn't stop giggling when anyone touched her
I took her to my doctor, Doctor O'Shea, he took one look and sang "That the wrong way, to tickle Mary!!"
What goes 99 clump, 99 clump, 99 clump? Centipede with a wooden leg!
Here's one to think about, if olive oil comes from Olives.... and vegetable oil comes from veggies.... where does baby oil come from??
I walked past the nut house the other day and heard a chant of 21, 21, 21,21, Unable to resist, I crouched down to look and see what was happening.
I got poked right in the eye with a stick, and the chant changed to 22, 22,22,22Comment
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................:sorry:
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Geronimo blew up his teepee in an accident with some dynamite, the fire crew said it was a case of Wig Wam Bam!
Why don't polar bears eat penguins? They cant get the wrappers off!!
I tried being a cannibal but drew the line at clowns, they made my insides feel funny!
2 dogs meet outside tesco, one says Hi im Butch, whats your name? the other says im not sure but I think its GET OFF THAT SOFA!!
How do you spell hungry horse with 4 letters? M T G GComment
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Couldn't resist :lol:
If your mind is clouded or in a fog you may have mist some opportunities.
A surgery nurse was demoted for being absent without gauze.
A major Hong Kong businessman left a huge estate when he died. ........ It was the great will of China.
I had an account with a bank in the North Pole, but they froze all my assets.
Cartoonist found dead in home. ...... Details are sketchy
I knew a woman who owned a Taser. .... She was a real stunner!
Soon after Sir Lancelot moved to Egypt he opened his very successful Used Camel Lot.
Debt is like any other trap, easy enough to get into, but hard enough to get out of.
It doesn't matter where your journey begins, so long as you begin it...
recte agens confido
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You have made me laugh on a dull Monday morning :grouphug:Comment
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The dictator was really upset about the neckwear he had received as a gift. - What a tie rant.Debt is like any other trap, easy enough to get into, but hard enough to get out of.
It doesn't matter where your journey begins, so long as you begin it...
recte agens confido
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What happened when Geronimo's wife got a small fit of the giggles? He ended up with a mini Haha!
I looked my self out of my mini the other day, I was ok though as I was wearing Kahki trousers!!
Who do farmers call in when their cows get stuck in the snow? Thora Hird!!Comment
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"despicable"Comment
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I tried hard to resist looking at this thread again but I thought the jokes must improve but I was WRONG!Comment
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Fred, you and I have the same warped sense of humour :lol:Comment
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