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Groucho Marx (1890-1977):'I never forget a face, but in your case I’d be glad to make an exception.
Groucho Marx (1890-1977):'I never forget a face, but in your case I’d be glad to make an exception.
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The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
I tried to get a job at a casino but they didn't have a slot for me. I figured it was a bit of a gamble anyway.Debt is like any other trap, easy enough to get into, but hard enough to get out of.
It doesn't matter where your journey begins, so long as you begin it...
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Les Dawson (1931-1993):
'My wife sent her photograph to the Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely.'Comment
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Ever since Molly moved to Montana she wanted a shiny new kitchen with chrome on the range.
A policeman accidentally arrested a judge who had dressed as a convict for a costume party. That cop learned never to book a judge by his cover.
A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies.
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up
Funniness and cleverness have always been two notable factors for rating puns, but the third has groan in significance.Debt is like any other trap, easy enough to get into, but hard enough to get out of.
It doesn't matter where your journey begins, so long as you begin it...
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"Duck"
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W.C Fields (1880-1946):
'Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.'
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:lol:
Debt is like any other trap, easy enough to get into, but hard enough to get out of.
It doesn't matter where your journey begins, so long as you begin it...
recte agens confido
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Bob Newhart (September 5, 1929-):
'I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.
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