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  • #46
    Re: Corny one liners!

    Groucho Marx (1890-1977):'I never forget a face, but in your case I’d be glad to make an exception.

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    • #47
      Re: Corny one liners!

      The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

      I tried to get a job at a casino but they didn't have a slot for me. I figured it was a bit of a gamble anyway.
      Debt is like any other trap, easy enough to get into, but hard enough to get out of.

      It doesn't matter where your journey begins, so long as you begin it...

      recte agens confido

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      • #48
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        • #49
          Re: Corny one liners!



          Les Dawson (1931-1993):
          'My wife sent her photograph to the Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely.'

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          • #50
            Re: Corny one liners!

            Ever since Molly moved to Montana she wanted a shiny new kitchen with chrome on the range.

            A policeman accidentally arrested a judge who had dressed as a convict for a costume party. That cop learned never to book a judge by his cover.


            A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies.


            The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up

            Funniness and cleverness have always been two notable factors for rating puns, but the third has groan in significance.
            Debt is like any other trap, easy enough to get into, but hard enough to get out of.

            It doesn't matter where your journey begins, so long as you begin it...

            recte agens confido

            ~~~~~

            Any advice I provide is given without liability, if you are unsure please seek professional legal guidance.

            I can be emailed if you need my help loading pictures/documents to your thread. My email address is Kati@legalbeagles.info
            But please include a link to your thread so I know who you are.

            Specialist advice can be sought via our sister site JustBeagle

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            • #51
              Re: Corny one liners!

              "Duck"

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              • #52
                Re: Corny one liners!

                W.C Fields (1880-1946):
                'Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.'

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                • #53
                  Re: Corny one liners!

                  :lol:
                  Debt is like any other trap, easy enough to get into, but hard enough to get out of.

                  It doesn't matter where your journey begins, so long as you begin it...

                  recte agens confido

                  ~~~~~

                  Any advice I provide is given without liability, if you are unsure please seek professional legal guidance.

                  I can be emailed if you need my help loading pictures/documents to your thread. My email address is Kati@legalbeagles.info
                  But please include a link to your thread so I know who you are.

                  Specialist advice can be sought via our sister site JustBeagle

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                  • #54
                    Re: Corny one liners!

                    Bob Newhart (September 5, 1929-):
                    'I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.

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