Friday smile

[enaid]

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[enaid]

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A lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 90th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice luxurious hotel..
When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!"
The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it.
She insisted on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use." "But I didn't use them." ''Well, they are here, and you could have."
He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous.
"We have the best entertainers from all over the world performing here."
"But I didn't go to any of those shows.." She Pleaded.
"Well, we have them, and you could have." was the reply.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied,
"But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his
standard response.
After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him.
The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check.
"But Madam, this check is for only $50.00" "That's correct" she replied "I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me."
"But I didn't sleep with you madam!" said the manager
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."!!

[enaid]

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[PAWS]

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Thanks Enaid! Two crackers:happy:

[FlamingParrot]

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LOVE IT!

[Fred]

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Please don't view if you easily offended...............

https://vimeo.com/44169145

[PAWS]

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Oh that is brilliant!

[FlamingParrot]

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Love it!

[Kati]

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:tinysmile_twink_t2:

[PAWS]

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Feminists met for the annual world conference.
The president addressed the gathering.
“Last year we addressed the thorny issue of housework. We decided to go on strike until our husbands agreed to do at least 50% of the work. Today I would like you all to tell us how you got on”
UK representative got up.
I told my husband that I would do no cleaning until he did it himself. On the first day I saw nothing, second day I saw nothing, third day he got up and dusted, polished and vacuumed. He also cleaned the bathroom and scrubbed the kitchen floor.
Applause and cheers.
The American representative got up.
“I told my husband that there would be no laundry done until he did it himself. First day I saw nothing, second day I saw nothing, third day he collected all the dirty clothes and linen. Washed, ironed and hung or folded ever single item.”
More rapturous applause and cheers.
Australian woman got up.
“I told my husband I would not prepare a single meal or even snack until he cooked something for me. First day I saw nothing, second day I saw nothing, third day I could see a little out of my left eye.

[FlamingParrot]

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World's oldest mobile phones msl: :lol: msl: :lol:

[Fred]

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" hello my name is Fred from rock recoveries, have you ever had an accident or bump lately"

[FlamingParrot]

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" hello my name is Fred from rock recoveries, have you ever had an accident or bump lately"

No, but I had some PPI on my cards I'd like to reclaim!

[Crazy council]

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it might not be friday yet, but this had me in stitches... its sounds like there on about our local lidls

[PAWS]

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BRILLIANT!