After an afternoon with my neice, I have a few jokes.. and they are DIABLOODYBOLICAL!
Mama Polar Bear and baby are sitting on an ice floe and baby suddenly asks
"Mama, what kind of bear are we?"
"We are polar bears Baby"
"Are you sure Mama?"
"yes Baby, we are polar bears."
"But are you SURE we are polar bears Mama?"
"Baby, we are pure white, we eat seals and we are sitting on a bloody ICE FLOE.. What other kind of bear would we be?? Why do you ask?"
"Cos my bum's freezing!!!"
What's brown, comes from a cow and rings like a bell?
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UNG!!
2 snowmen are standing in a field and one says " 'ere, Neville, can you smell carrots??"
please feel free to add your own
Mama Polar Bear and baby are sitting on an ice floe and baby suddenly asks
"Mama, what kind of bear are we?"
"We are polar bears Baby"
"Are you sure Mama?"
"yes Baby, we are polar bears."
"But are you SURE we are polar bears Mama?"
"Baby, we are pure white, we eat seals and we are sitting on a bloody ICE FLOE.. What other kind of bear would we be?? Why do you ask?"
"Cos my bum's freezing!!!"
What's brown, comes from a cow and rings like a bell?
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UNG!!
2 snowmen are standing in a field and one says " 'ere, Neville, can you smell carrots??"
please feel free to add your own
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