I have little flappy ears
and a nose of shiny black
I got left outside of Asda
Don't think Dad is coming back
They got me for the children
thought it might shut them up
Then I piddled on the carpet
and Mum went and got the hump
The kids all said they loved me
And opened up their gifts
They liked the robots better
And they said that my breath whiffed
A lady came and took me
Told me this would be my home
She loves me and protects me
And grooms me with a comb
She says that the pet shelter
was the perfect place to be
She wanted a nice puppy
And that turned out to be me!
I wish I had this mum first
and the other dad had said
No to his spoilt brats
or even shook his head
I have a name now, Toby
and my mum says im a dear
and I know I'll have a lovely life
Now my forever mum is here!!
PLEASE remember, An animal is for its LIFE, not christmas!!
and a nose of shiny black
I got left outside of Asda
Don't think Dad is coming back
They got me for the children
thought it might shut them up
Then I piddled on the carpet
and Mum went and got the hump
The kids all said they loved me
And opened up their gifts
They liked the robots better
And they said that my breath whiffed
A lady came and took me
Told me this would be my home
She loves me and protects me
And grooms me with a comb
She says that the pet shelter
was the perfect place to be
She wanted a nice puppy
And that turned out to be me!
I wish I had this mum first
and the other dad had said
No to his spoilt brats
or even shook his head
I have a name now, Toby
and my mum says im a dear
and I know I'll have a lovely life
Now my forever mum is here!!
PLEASE remember, An animal is for its LIFE, not christmas!!
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