Wasn't sure where to post this, but I wanted to post it somewhere. This is my eldest daughter's most recent announcement in Facebook, bless her. I just had to give it a "Thanks" !!!
" Right certain residents of Bannerfield, kindly keep your domestics to yourself in future if you are going along the path at the back of my home. My child is asleep and doesn't need some loud, drunken waste of space spoiling his sleep and my sanity. If you don't I WILL take further action which will result in you coming into contact with a kettle full of hot water and of indeed the kettle. I no longer can be bothered with the drama in which you wish to broadcast to the community as if it were clean washing , knowing that your girlfriend is a slut doesn't help me sleep at night and I'm most positive that if you were to have regular visits with a dentist, and cut down your alcohol intake thus being able to sustain an erection she would not need to go anywhere else.
Many thanks
Heather K."
" Right certain residents of Bannerfield, kindly keep your domestics to yourself in future if you are going along the path at the back of my home. My child is asleep and doesn't need some loud, drunken waste of space spoiling his sleep and my sanity. If you don't I WILL take further action which will result in you coming into contact with a kettle full of hot water and of indeed the kettle. I no longer can be bothered with the drama in which you wish to broadcast to the community as if it were clean washing , knowing that your girlfriend is a slut doesn't help me sleep at night and I'm most positive that if you were to have regular visits with a dentist, and cut down your alcohol intake thus being able to sustain an erection she would not need to go anywhere else.
Many thanks
Heather K."
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