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    Wasn't sure where to post this, but I wanted to post it somewhere. This is my eldest daughter's most recent announcement in Facebook, bless her. I just had to give it a "Thanks" !!!

    " Right certain residents of Bannerfield, kindly keep your domestics to yourself in future if you are going along the path at the back of my home. My child is asleep and doesn't need some loud, drunken waste of space spoiling his sleep and my sanity. If you don't I WILL take further action which will result in you coming into contact with a kettle full of hot water and of indeed the kettle. I no longer can be bothered with the drama in which you wish to broadcast to the community as if it were clean washing , knowing that your girlfriend is a slut doesn't help me sleep at night and I'm most positive that if you were to have regular visits with a dentist, and cut down your alcohol intake thus being able to sustain an erection she would not need to go anywhere else.

    Many thanks

    Heather K
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    OMG Bill thats classic..Jack is gifted with the 'gab' as well,some of the things he comes out with crack me up. We were getting shed loads of calls to FIL's house after he died,Jack happened to answer one,t'was a PPI cold call,Jack let them blather on until it reached the 'contacting the claimant' to which Jack replied.'I suggest you buy yourselves a Oujia Board and contact the services of a medium,as the man you wish to contact is now a resident of Woking Crematorium..Thankyou for your call and I bid you Good Day'.I just cracked up laughing.

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      Excellent, Inca. Tuttsi would love that one too, I'm sure !!!

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        Sounds like a chip off the old block Bill, if I may say so!?

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          TBH, Fluffy, I'm more like the bloke in the alley if the truth be told. Or is that who you meant ? LOL !!! :brushteeth: arty: :lever: :drama: :director:

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            Re: What Makes Us Proud of Our Kidz...

            Originally posted by Bill-K View Post
            Wasn't sure where to post this, but I wanted to post it somewhere. This is my eldest daughter's most recent announcement in Facebook, bless her. I just had to give it a "Thanks" !!!

            " Right certain residents of Bannerfield, kindly keep your domestics to yourself in future if you are going along the path at the back of my home. My child is asleep and doesn't need some loud, drunken waste of space spoiling his sleep and my sanity. If you don't I WILL take further action which will result in you coming into contact with a kettle full of hot water and of indeed the kettle. I no longer can be bothered with the drama in which you wish to broadcast to the community as if it were clean washing , knowing that your girlfriend is a slut doesn't help me sleep at night and I'm most positive that if you were to have regular visits with a dentist, and cut down your alcohol intake thus being able to sustain an erection she would not need to go anywhere else.

            Many thanks

            Heather K
            ."
            OMG! This would amount to assault and the profitable business for the courts and privatised prisons

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              [QUOTE=salsmoss;301853]OMG! This would amount to assault and the profitable business for the courts and privatised prisons [/QUOTE
              Anyone else getting a sense of deja vu ??????

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                Re: What Makes Us Proud of Our Kidz...

                Originally posted by salsmoss View Post
                OMG! This would amount to assault and the profitable business for the courts and privatised prisons
                Yes indeedy, salsmoss. Not only is she a fearless social warrior, but she does her bit to boost our ailing economy too. She also gave the sadistic dentistry profession a plug, along with those hardened criminals who sell Viagra on t'interweb. She gives so much of herself to all walks of life - I am SOOOO proud of the little bitch !!! :witchy:

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                  Re: What Makes Us Proud of Our Kidz...

                  Although she is only 9, Molly can give as good as she gets too (wonder where she gets that from?!?!)

                  We were coming home with a whole load of shopping and the local chavs were doing their best "I'm an Idiot.. Get me outta here" impressions, one stopped right in front of her and started yabbering a whole load of verbal diareah (can't spell it) and I was ready to go in to Mama Bear mode, when she opened her mouth and said "That reminds me Mammy, I have a letter, we have a trip to Twycross Zoo to see the monkeys can you sign it please??"

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                    Re: What Makes Us Proud of Our Kidz...

                    Originally posted by Bill-K View Post
                    TBH, Fluffy, I'm more like the bloke in the alley if the truth be told. Or is that who you meant ? LOL !!! :brushteeth: arty: :lever: :drama: :director:
                    Now you've just completely shattered my illusions or should I say dillusions! :laugh:

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