Pet hates

[Hurricane Puffrose]

Vent here

My personal hates are:

Speaking with your mouth full - its not that important that you can't empty your mouth first!
Butting in - Ok you might have something to say, but can I finish my sentence first?
The phrase I'll tell you that for nothing - you just did!!
The phrase Do you know that? - I do now!!
Interupting a stammerer - do you know just HOW annoying that is for them, and don't finish their sentence for them you don't know what they are trying to say.
People expecting you to watch their kids at the park - Sure if you say to me, keep an eye on X for me love, I don't mind.. just don't dump your kids in the park and swan off to do something else I am not CRB checked or a paid childminder!
People who don't think before they name their kids - When we registered No 2 son a woman was screaming at the registrar as she suggested she rethought the baby's name.. first name Iris 2nd tchu (pronounced Chu) Agreed I did want to name Daughter Scarlett, till someone pointed out my surname!
People smoking over a buggy - Child abuse to my mind, and I am an ex smoker! Smoke in my house (just not the same room as my kids) or my garden I don't mind, but to stand over a little hours old baby with a smoke in your hand, breathing smoke in to it's face is out of line!

more later when i think of them!

[Sapphire]

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People saying 'like' or 'know what I mean' all the time - grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Benefit breeders - self explanatory
People having kids and not bothering to look after them, putting them into nursery etc and buggerring off to work, if you can't feed them don't breed them, don't expect others to bring your kids up.
Smoking in cars/chatting on mobiles whilst kids are in the car, now that is child abuse
Breastfeeding in public, please, please keep yourself covered up and do it discretely, flipping nora next we'll have nappy changing on restaurant tables whilst people are eating at the next table
Letting the dog have a dump and not picking up behind him
Letting your kid have a dump and not picking up behind him/her
When in trouble and needing help, as we all do at times that's why we all are initially here, but please don't keep reminding everyone you have a child, its not going to make any difference to the way things work out, besides there's those with ill health, age issues and so on, they all need help and should be treated equally, because there is a child doesn't make yours more important

More when I've calmed down, Puff what are you doing to me, you're turning me into a wreck and I'm supposed to be doing accounts !

[Hurricane Puffrose]

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therapy

[Inca]

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Did a huge food shop,,,woman sat on till didn't put belt on so lobbed food down checkout,,wasn't impressed when I said 'can you change all of it please,we have to eat that and lots of it is now either broken or bruised' I got my way

[Hurricane Puffrose]

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controversial one now..

People who are in a mad rush to get by a lorry, swing in giving said lorry driver about 10 foot of room, then slam the brakes on!
Lorries need at LEAST 4 times the distance you need to stop you numpty! 5 if they are empty (yes it takes longer with an empty lorry, the back bounces and the brakes lock!)
Tailgaters, if you want to know the colour of my knickers while I'm driving ask! Don't try and get in the boot to see!!
People who use the word Gay (or the fact you are gay) as an insult. Some people (including my best friend and the man I class as my brother) are gay, the year is 2012, get over it!
People who see the dog, instantly see blood covered fangs and the word DEVIL DOG written on its head, and drag the kids across the road screaming IT WILL BITE YOU!! well actually, if you looked past the end of your mascara, you would see the 9 year old walking her, the 2 year old holding the other ones lead helped by a 7 year old and you would realise they are both as mean as cat litter!
People who get their kids halfway across the road then say its clear RUN. NO... NO.. NO the only place your child will end up that way is the morgue! Hold their hands, teach them to look, listen and live and do your job as a parent! If you dont want kids, dont breed!

[Inca]

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Can I include people who seem to give 'funny' advice and don't like being challenged on forums? Legal forum for instance??

[Sapphire]

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Can I include people who seem to give 'funny' advice and don't like being challenged on forums? Legal forum for instance??

Priceless

[Inca]

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Daughters in law that won't open their gob and enunciate which ends up with ME having to take her to Dr cos her pill isn't agreeing with her and I'm too young and FAR too fine to be a Grandma yet :lol:

[Nic]

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Daughters in law that won't open their gob and enunciate which ends up with ME having to take her to Dr cos her pill isn't agreeing with her and I'm too young and FAR too fine to be a Grandma yet :lol:

I think a lot of people agree with u inca x

[Inca]

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nic,,,she drives me scatty,,,I love the bones of her,they live with us (age 24 and saving) but the thought of her and my goony son reproducing just now fills me with terror,,they are selfish,,like their sleep,going out and buying what they want when they want...aint NO way they are parent material and if preventing that means I take her to Dr,,thats what I'll do x

[Inca]

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Pet peeve,,,using last of bog roll and leaving cardboard roll on holder,,or carefully balancing new roll on it !!

Carefully screwing up towels on towel rail after bath/shower,,till the Tidy Fairy (me) straightens them up !!

[Sapphire]

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Can't be saving much if they are buying what they want, when they want. Yep get them both to the vets errrrm I mean doctors asap otherwise they will end up just another statistic on the benefit list.

[Nic]

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My mil is like you ( I mean in regards to looking out for me) although I was pregnant at 24 but was planned after 6 years together. It does bug me when people have kids for fun but can not even look after themselves and then expect a baby us no work and will be nice and easy until they have one I don't think you can possibly imagine how difficult it is being a parent I know I find it tricky

[Sapphire]

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Using the downstairs loo for a poo, upstairs for that please.

[Nic]

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Hehe that has made me giggle sapphire