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Funny think you are? Hmmmm. See we shall. Trawl the web and post here all jokes you find about debt collectors and bankers you shall 
Here the first joke is..............
Barclays Bank is looking for a new DCA to make weekly collections from all the customers owing them money.
Feeling the heat from the OFT, they decided to use a deaf person for this job--if he were to get caught, he wouldn't be able to communicate to the police what he was doing.
Well, on his first week, the deaf collector picks up over £50,000. He gets greedy, decides to keep the money and stashes it in a safe place. The Bank soon realizes that their collection is late, and sends some of their lowly bank staff after the deaf collector. The banker find the deaf collector and ask him where the money is. The deaf collector can't communicate with them, so the banker takes the guy to an interpreter.
The banker says to the interpreter, "Ask him where the money is." The interpreter signs, "Where's the money?" The deaf DCA replies, "I don't know what you're talking about." The interpreter tells the banker "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
The banker pulls out a .38 gun and places it in the ear of the deaf collector. "NOW ask him where the money is."
The interpreter writes "Where is the money?"
The deaf man replies, "The £50,000 is in the park, hidden in the third tree stump on the left." The interpreter says to the banker "He says he still doesn't know what you're talking about, and doesn't think you have the balls to pull the trigger."
Here the first joke is..............
Barclays Bank is looking for a new DCA to make weekly collections from all the customers owing them money.
Feeling the heat from the OFT, they decided to use a deaf person for this job--if he were to get caught, he wouldn't be able to communicate to the police what he was doing.
Well, on his first week, the deaf collector picks up over £50,000. He gets greedy, decides to keep the money and stashes it in a safe place. The Bank soon realizes that their collection is late, and sends some of their lowly bank staff after the deaf collector. The banker find the deaf collector and ask him where the money is. The deaf collector can't communicate with them, so the banker takes the guy to an interpreter.
The banker says to the interpreter, "Ask him where the money is." The interpreter signs, "Where's the money?" The deaf DCA replies, "I don't know what you're talking about." The interpreter tells the banker "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
The banker pulls out a .38 gun and places it in the ear of the deaf collector. "NOW ask him where the money is."
The interpreter writes "Where is the money?"
The deaf man replies, "The £50,000 is in the park, hidden in the third tree stump on the left." The interpreter says to the banker "He says he still doesn't know what you're talking about, and doesn't think you have the balls to pull the trigger."
