In November 2012 I received a rather 'strong' letter from M&S Bank's (HSBC) in-house Pre Legal Recoveries. Wow, what a name!
Pre Legal Recoveries threatened to send a court bailiff, get attachment of earnings or charge on my property (I don't own any) rather conveniently forgetting to mention that to do any of those things they would actually have to go to the court first.
15 months on, I'm still waiting for the court bailiff to arrive.
In fact, I haven't heard from M&S Bank for six months now. Rockwell gave up following my letters with references 'Mayhew 1', Mayhew 2, I think I got all the way to 'Mayhew 4'.
I used to quite enjoy winding up those silly debt collectors. I never answered their security questions but started asking them about their personal life i.e. what kind of people they wanted to date, if they had kids, how many, how old etc, even if they were divorced and if so, why
Pre Legal Recoveries threatened to send a court bailiff, get attachment of earnings or charge on my property (I don't own any) rather conveniently forgetting to mention that to do any of those things they would actually have to go to the court first.
15 months on, I'm still waiting for the court bailiff to arrive.
In fact, I haven't heard from M&S Bank for six months now. Rockwell gave up following my letters with references 'Mayhew 1', Mayhew 2, I think I got all the way to 'Mayhew 4'.
I used to quite enjoy winding up those silly debt collectors. I never answered their security questions but started asking them about their personal life i.e. what kind of people they wanted to date, if they had kids, how many, how old etc, even if they were divorced and if so, why
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