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  • #16
    Re: Awful Dad jokes!

    What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
    you can't wash your hands in a buffalo!!!

    What's black and white and red all over?
    Penguin in the bahamas!

    Where do you weigh whales?
    At the whaleweigh station!
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    "If you ever feel alone, remember, I am just the other side of the rainbow, or just south of the North Star. Whichever is closer." - A.J Murphy. 17/3/1974 - 16/03/1997 (RIP babe <3)
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    • #17
      Re: Awful Dad jokes!

      We drove past a cemetery and my dad said, “Do you know why I can’t be buried here?”

      “Why?” I asked

      “Because I’m still alive.”
      Debt is like any other trap, easy enough to get into, but hard enough to get out of.

      It doesn't matter where your journey begins, so long as you begin it...

      recte agens confido

      ~~~~~

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      • #18
        Re: Awful Dad jokes!

        2 brummies are fishing in the canal.
        One screams "'ere Bert, I just done caught a whale!"
        Bert replies "What ya gonna do wi it 'Arry?"
        "Throw it back it's got no spokes!!"
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        • #19
          Re: Awful Dad jokes!

          What do you call a man with no arms floating in a pool?
          Bob


          What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a pool?
          Clever Dick
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