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Part 2 when I am sufficiently at a loss of things to do to warrant it 
Long, long ago.....there was a.....banker who started to destest his father in law. Muppett!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he shouted across the counter of Ann Summers....
"we don't sell" postage stamps here ........ try next door in the butchers or the bakers heard the sausages grilling the bacon and frying eggs
Wow ! said Dad sunny side up you spoil me rotten. How about a little nookie ? Ok then lets, err lets not! responded the fishmonger who would rather
fillet his fish ''boring old sod'' smoking his kipper started to cry his nose ran and ran and went all crusty, so he decided to rummage around and see what
in his lunchbox he could find. he found it then lost it when his wife cut it off and stored it...... in her hatbox where it rotted like a turnip. mashed with carrots served for tea. dunking yer biscuit while kissing a big handsome fella on the end of the pier at high tide the wave crashed over the top of his loaded Gun metal pistol that was cocked and pointing towards the crowded promenade everybody ran away the police came for a brew and a biscuit only ginger nuts didn't eat his.
He dropped it down the loo and cried buckets, the banker dissapeared!!! up his own dark back passage into the safe where he deposited his ginger nuts that a mouse squeaked his way through the forest past the river spotted a gruffalo sharpening his horn while he waited around the corner where a wolf in sheeps clothing sat on his little woolie jumper ate his porridge then threw up all over his little woolie jumper causing a big mountain of sick complete with carrots and of course making it a mucky woolie jumper serves him right for being greedy then running down That big hill head over heels in love with the reflection on the lake, which he tried to back stroke across but couldnt swim but didn't succeed quite like Budgie eating garlic worms and onion flavoured minced goat pasties especially prepared for the local people living in a rusty vauxhall viva which was parked in Nettos Carpark near to the local Yorkshire Bank with a girl on each arm and a dwarf and they asked where is the queue for reclaiming follow the beagle only to find a Nelly instead what a disappointment but just maybe you find alcohol Rum and Coke ? you jest surely lol she shouted "Get em in" or out of the dark cellar without a light, full of spiders legs poking out from under the old wooden door a frog appeared green and slippery jumping from one crouton to another wearing a little thin on top so he covered up his large baldspot with his little woolie jumper and then forgetting about the superglue sticking to his mucky little fingers which started to ease apart gently but still would't pick his nose encounting a problem he hadn't expected such a big example of male ego's, but then out of the blue came the hero on three legs from outer space, relative of E.T. hiding from the Men in Black, Girls in pink, boys in blue all wearing their High heeled sneekers, little woolie jumpers and white mittens all equipt with helmet, handcuffs and......
Full riot gear under their pyjamas and dressing gowns just in case a Phallic symbol ................. popped up and having a primative head and eye ..................... went into action like a jackhammer in and out ............. round & round, up and down............. Side to side, Wibbling and wabbling, swimming away from Jack the sprat doing the naughty little boy routine as per usual. In his rubber one piece suit with his todger tied very tightly to his 2 little string vests holding in his six pack tightly and then encountering an ugly old battleship. Suddenly, a shark bit his lunchbox. His two veg and meat were swallowed whole
Washed down with rola cola and little bitta rum which made him......... ever so tipsy and slightly gay when an overpowering Smell of garlic like mouldy pizza and cheesy feet ............. led him towards big fat............... ugly looking creature which reminds him who liked eating Beans on toast
to be continued.................
Presenting......... the
BEAGLES THREE WORD STORY
BEAGLES THREE WORD STORY
Long, long ago.....there was a.....banker who started to destest his father in law. Muppett!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he shouted across the counter of Ann Summers....
"we don't sell" postage stamps here ........ try next door in the butchers or the bakers heard the sausages grilling the bacon and frying eggs
Wow ! said Dad sunny side up you spoil me rotten. How about a little nookie ? Ok then lets, err lets not! responded the fishmonger who would rather
fillet his fish ''boring old sod'' smoking his kipper started to cry his nose ran and ran and went all crusty, so he decided to rummage around and see what
in his lunchbox he could find. he found it then lost it when his wife cut it off and stored it...... in her hatbox where it rotted like a turnip. mashed with carrots served for tea. dunking yer biscuit while kissing a big handsome fella on the end of the pier at high tide the wave crashed over the top of his loaded Gun metal pistol that was cocked and pointing towards the crowded promenade everybody ran away the police came for a brew and a biscuit only ginger nuts didn't eat his.
He dropped it down the loo and cried buckets, the banker dissapeared!!! up his own dark back passage into the safe where he deposited his ginger nuts that a mouse squeaked his way through the forest past the river spotted a gruffalo sharpening his horn while he waited around the corner where a wolf in sheeps clothing sat on his little woolie jumper ate his porridge then threw up all over his little woolie jumper causing a big mountain of sick complete with carrots and of course making it a mucky woolie jumper serves him right for being greedy then running down That big hill head over heels in love with the reflection on the lake, which he tried to back stroke across but couldnt swim but didn't succeed quite like Budgie eating garlic worms and onion flavoured minced goat pasties especially prepared for the local people living in a rusty vauxhall viva which was parked in Nettos Carpark near to the local Yorkshire Bank with a girl on each arm and a dwarf and they asked where is the queue for reclaiming follow the beagle only to find a Nelly instead what a disappointment but just maybe you find alcohol Rum and Coke ? you jest surely lol she shouted "Get em in" or out of the dark cellar without a light, full of spiders legs poking out from under the old wooden door a frog appeared green and slippery jumping from one crouton to another wearing a little thin on top so he covered up his large baldspot with his little woolie jumper and then forgetting about the superglue sticking to his mucky little fingers which started to ease apart gently but still would't pick his nose encounting a problem he hadn't expected such a big example of male ego's, but then out of the blue came the hero on three legs from outer space, relative of E.T. hiding from the Men in Black, Girls in pink, boys in blue all wearing their High heeled sneekers, little woolie jumpers and white mittens all equipt with helmet, handcuffs and......
Full riot gear under their pyjamas and dressing gowns just in case a Phallic symbol ................. popped up and having a primative head and eye ..................... went into action like a jackhammer in and out ............. round & round, up and down............. Side to side, Wibbling and wabbling, swimming away from Jack the sprat doing the naughty little boy routine as per usual. In his rubber one piece suit with his todger tied very tightly to his 2 little string vests holding in his six pack tightly and then encountering an ugly old battleship. Suddenly, a shark bit his lunchbox. His two veg and meat were swallowed whole
Washed down with rola cola and little bitta rum which made him......... ever so tipsy and slightly gay when an overpowering Smell of garlic like mouldy pizza and cheesy feet ............. led him towards big fat............... ugly looking creature which reminds him who liked eating Beans on toast
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