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Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a check-up,
only to find out that she's pregnant.
She is furious... Here she is in the middle of her
first run for President as Senator for New York....
now this has happened to her.
She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately
starts screaming: "How could you have let this happen?
With all that's going on right now, you go and get me
pregnant!
How could you? I can't believe this! I've just found
out I'm five weeks pregnant and it's all your fault!
Well, what have you got to say?"
There is nothing but dead silence on the phone. She
yells into the phone again, "Did you hear me?"
Finally, she hears Bill's very, very quiet hushed
voice, in a barely audible whisper, he asks: "Who's
speaking?"
Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market
in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK,
uncertainty has now hit Japan.
In the last 7 days - Origami Bank has folded,
Sumo Bank has gone belly up,
Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its
branches,
Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a
song, Shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after
they nose-dived,
500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop,
And analysts report that there is something fishy
going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that clients
and staff may get a raw deal.
A man filed for divorce because his wife left him a
note on the refrigerator that read:
"I have gone out with the girls. There'll be a recipe
for your dinner at 7 o'clock on Channel 2."
A dog is truly a man's best friend.
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment:
Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for
an hour.
When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see
you!
only to find out that she's pregnant.
She is furious... Here she is in the middle of her
first run for President as Senator for New York....
now this has happened to her.
She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately
starts screaming: "How could you have let this happen?
With all that's going on right now, you go and get me
pregnant!
How could you? I can't believe this! I've just found
out I'm five weeks pregnant and it's all your fault!
Well, what have you got to say?"
There is nothing but dead silence on the phone. She
yells into the phone again, "Did you hear me?"
Finally, she hears Bill's very, very quiet hushed
voice, in a barely audible whisper, he asks: "Who's
speaking?"
Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market
in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK,
uncertainty has now hit Japan.
In the last 7 days - Origami Bank has folded,
Sumo Bank has gone belly up,
Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its
branches,
Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a
song, Shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after
they nose-dived,
500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop,
And analysts report that there is something fishy
going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that clients
and staff may get a raw deal.
A man filed for divorce because his wife left him a
note on the refrigerator that read:
"I have gone out with the girls. There'll be a recipe
for your dinner at 7 o'clock on Channel 2."
A dog is truly a man's best friend.
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment:
Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for
an hour.
When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see
you!
