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How to call the police when your old
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE
FAST ANYMORE.
George Phillips of Gold Coast, Australia was going up
to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light
on in the garden shed, which she could see from the
bedroom window. (Boy does this sound familiar! )
George opened the back door to go turn off the light
but saw that there were people in the shed stealing
things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your
house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all
patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his
door and an officer would be along when available.
George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and
phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because
there were people stealing things from my shed. Well,
you don't have to worry about them now because I've
just shot them." Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed
Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the
Phillips' residence and caught the burglars
red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you
said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody
available!"
(True Story) I LOVE IT - Don't mess with old people!!
FAST ANYMORE.
George Phillips of Gold Coast, Australia was going up
to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light
on in the garden shed, which she could see from the
bedroom window. (Boy does this sound familiar! )
George opened the back door to go turn off the light
but saw that there were people in the shed stealing
things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your
house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all
patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his
door and an officer would be along when available.
George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and
phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because
there were people stealing things from my shed. Well,
you don't have to worry about them now because I've
just shot them." Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed
Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the
Phillips' residence and caught the burglars
red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you
said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody
available!"
(True Story) I LOVE IT - Don't mess with old people!!
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