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One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very
sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you
want.'
So he tied her up and went off fishing.
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the
other is a husband.
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.'
Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them,
'I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the
convent.'
'Thank God,' said an elderly nun at the back. 'I'm so tired of
chardonnay.'
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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We
need more butter Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER
listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you
CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you
always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!'
The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think
I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'
The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels
like when I'm driving.'
sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you
want.'
So he tied her up and went off fishing.
**************************************************
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the
other is a husband.
**************************************************
.'
Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them,
'I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the
convent.'
'Thank God,' said an elderly nun at the back. 'I'm so tired of
chardonnay.'
**************************************************
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We
need more butter Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER
listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you
CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you
always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!'
The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think
I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'
The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels
like when I'm driving.'
