How old before you should write an autobiography!!!!

[PAWS]

I know, you look at this and think I have finally lost it but I have just spent hours gathering notes to ghost a 19 year olds' autobiography.
Now I know it’s my job but I have tights older than that and to be honest they have had a much more exciting life!:wacko:
Sorry; but is this world of instant celebrity, or being famous just because you have done something scandalous getting more ridiculous?:drama:
Oh and yes; I am bitter and twisted because this 19 year old will make a fortune despite being unable to string a sentence together, took 10 minutes to become famous and I worked my tripe out to put myself through college so I would be considered good enough to write this fairy story.:tsk::Cry:
After all these hours of interviews I got about six nouns, 7 million ‘like’ and ‘sha aups’ I will add approx. 90,000 superlatives, adverbs, pronouns and the correct anatomical words for ‘la las’ and ‘fu fu’. Her book will sell out and I will get paid less than the woman who sprays on her tan.:mad2:
Yep, your damn right I’m bitter!!!!!!!:smokin:

[des8]

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have you considered spilling the beans about your tights?





























































































































































































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[PAWS]

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Ha ha! a tights exposé means something else when you get to a ‘certain age’. Actually anything I expose would certainly frighten the horses.:fear:
Ah, if only I had not been brought up to believe a scandal was something you kept hidden and a black bra under a white blouse was a big mistake!!!!!
:jaw:

[FlamingParrot]

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Off the top of my head, I'd fix the minimum age at 40!

[PAWS]

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FP! I have to know where you get those smiles! They are the best.
Yep, it’s all downhill now. When I am getting ready to go out it involves mirrors at all sorts of odd angles to make sure noting is showing or dangling and I don’t just mean the clothes!
Love flies out the window when canesten flies in the door!

[FlamingParrot]

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FP! I have to know where you get those smiles! They are the best.

My own personal compilation from a number of sites dead and alive, all under one (rather messy), roof: http://smileys.newbeginningsnetwork....wigo/index.php

Yep, it’s all downhill now. When I am getting ready to go out it involves mirrors at all sorts of odd angles to make sure noting is showing or dangling and I don’t just mean the clothes!
Love flies out the window when canesten flies in the door!

I'm no spring chicken either... but with age comes wisdom!

[des8]

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We're unlikely to buy the "autobiography", but you have brightened up a "mature" couple's Saturday morning.
Thank you

[PAWS]

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Ah Des, We know we are mature when we start having SaturdayMornings! When I was younger there was only one 9 o’clock on a Saturday and Sunday and it wasn’t AM!
A friend of mine told me I should get 50 shades of grey. Well, first of all I am trying to knock an overgrown garden into shape so I am already fifty shades of black and blue and look like a self-harmer. Secondly,the bedside table is so packed with Rennie, deep heat, tissues, pain killers etc. that there is no room for the book never mind all the gadgets and ‘equipment’:whip:and thirdly if you have to keep stopping to put your glasses on it kind of ruins the mood!!!!!!:laugh:

[PAWS]

Re: How old before you should write an autobiography!!!!

Off the top of my head, I'd fix the minimum age at 40!

That picture looks a bit like me! The good news is I’ve waxed my legs; bad news is I forgot my chin!!!!!!!

[wales01man]

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Older Wiser and a Sense of Humour Maybe its the Tablets??????/

[PAWS]

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Older Wiser and a Sense of Humour Maybe its the Tablets??????/

+ Gin + Ciggies oh, and people like you lot on here!:spit::smokin::humble: