Friday smile

[PAWS]

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Can I just add a massive cheer for Barnardos! :clap2:My daughter started her search 12 years ago and the cows at the convent who handled the adoption would not give her any information. It was with the help of The Adoption Services Ireland and the wonderful Barnardos that she found me.

[Kati]

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Awwww I'm so pleased for you both [MENTION=31453]PAWS[/MENTION] xxxxxxxxxx

[dogtired]

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Fantastic, no better present xXxX

[MissFM]

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So very, very pleased for you Paws - and for your daughter:reindeerxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[PAWS]

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Here we go! A little treat for us ladies!

[righty]

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I borrowed this from another forum I inhabitmashappy:

The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated
him out of $10,000,000.00. His bookkeeper is deaf.
That was the reason he got the job in the first place.
It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing and
would therefore never have to testify in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about the missing
$10 million, he takes along his lawyer, who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer,
"Ask him where the money is."


The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido,
"Where's the money?"


Guido signs back,
"I don't know what you are talking about."


The lawyer tells the Godfather,
"He says he doesn't know what you are talking about."


The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says,
"Ask him again or I'll kill him!"


The lawyer signs to Guido,
"He'll kill you if you don't tell him."


Guido trembles and signs back,
"OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase,
buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."

The Godfather asks the lawyer,
"What did he say?"


The lawyer replies,
"He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

[PAWS]

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Just what you need to get that Christmas party started!!!!

[PAWS]

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[PAWS]

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[PAWS]

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And this week’s chart topper is……

[Tools]

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You see [MENTION=6]Amethyst[/MENTION] it's been scientifically proven!!

Amethyst - "What are you thinking about?

Tools - "Nothing....."

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152768393761521

[enaid]

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Bloody fab and very factual lol

[Fred]

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hope there are no Apple fans upset !

[PAWS]

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Thank you for that, it made me roar laughing! If you like that you will LOVE this!
https://youtu.be/LS37SNYjg8w

[seduraed]

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Bad joke nicked from radio 4 thismorning I say i say when's the best time to buy a boat
I don't know when is the best time to buy a boat
when the Sales (sails) are on boom boom