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  • #31
    Re: Friday smile
    The Gunfighter...

    A young cowboy sitting in a saloon one Saturday
    night recognized an elderly man standing at the
    bar who, in his day, had been the fastest gun in
    the West.
    The cowboy took a place next to the old-timer,
    bought him a drink and told him of his great
    ambition to be a great shot... ‘Could you give me
    some tips?' he asked.

    The old man said, 'Well, for one thing, you're
    wearing your gun too high - tie the holster a little
    lower down on your leg.'

    'Will that make me a better gunfighter?'
    'Sure will '
    The young man did as he was told, stood up, whipped
    out his .44 and shot the bow tie off the piano player.
    'That's terrific!' said the cowboy. 'Got any more tips?'
    'Yep,' said the old man. 'Cut a notch out of your holster
    where the hammer hits it - that’ll give you a smoother
    draw'
    'Will that make me a better gunfighter?' asked the
    young man.
    'You bet it will,' said the old-timer.
    The young man took out his knife, cut the notch, stood
    up, drew his gun in a blur, and then shot a cufflink off
    the piano player.
    'Wow!' exclaimed the cowboy 'I'm learnin' somethin'
    here. Got any more tips?'
    The old man pointed to a large can in a corner of the
    saloon. 'See that axle grease over there? Coat your
    gun with it.'
    The young man smeared some of the grease on the
    barrel of his gun.
    'No,' said the old-timer, 'I mean smear it all over the
    gun, handle and all.'
    'Will that make me a better gunfighter?' asked the
    young man.

    'No,' said the old-timer, 'but when Wyatt Earp gets done
    playing the piano, he's gonna shove that gun up your
    ass, and it won't hurt as much...



















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    • #32
      Re: Friday smile

      Bet this was an awesome sight !

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-30128199

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      • #33
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        It must have been and it was supposed to have been the war to end all wars . Unfortunately not so. Still some of still work for peace and try to stem the rising tide of militarism .

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        • #34
          Re: Friday smile

          My Dad (being there) described this event to me in the late 50's but being a youngster I didn't quite understand why he described it as being awesome ....I most certainly do now. Thanks for the link

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          • #35
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            Originally posted by Fred View Post
            Bet this was an awesome sight !

            http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-30128199
            Have an urge to play battleships with the kids now.
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            • #36
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              Wot yer looking atClick image for larger version

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              • #37
                Re: Friday smile

                [MENTION=31453]PAWS[/MENTION]??
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                • #38
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                  OH KATI! You really have found a gem there! Love the new Avatar by the way.

                  An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good'!
                  ~ Anonymous

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                  • #39
                    Re: Friday smile

                    I thought you'd enjoy it xxx
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                    • #40
                      Re: Friday smile

                      God visits Eve and says "how are you doing Eve everything OK" Yes the sunsets are lovely and the flowers, plants and animals are great but you know these three breasts you gave me I keep getting the middle one caught on branches and stuff" "Well says God I gave the animals as many as six so thought you might need 3 but your right" God then gets hold of the middle breast tears it out and throws it in the bushes. Eve thanks him as he leaves the garden.
                      Couple of weeks pass before God visits again
                      "Hi Eve how are things" "Well says Eve I'm lonely, the sheep have their rams the cows have their bulls but I have no one" God says "Yeah your right" and starts looking around and says "Now where is that useless tit I threw away"

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                      • #41
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                        Missed Friday –but was smiling and still smiling as I had my first direct contact with my daughter today and now have photographs and everything soooo, despite it being Tuesday I thought I’d post up on here in celebration!Click image for larger version

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                        An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good'!
                        ~ Anonymous

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                        • #42
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                          Wow ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( hug ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) just no words for that xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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                          • #43
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                            Really pleased for you PAWS, xmas has come early for you
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                            • #44
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                              Wonderful xxxxxxxxxxx

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                              • #45
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                                Originally posted by Tools View Post
                                Really pleased for you PAWS, xmas has come early for you
                                Too right it has! Unfortunately I am getting fat Click image for larger version

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                                and the goose is….well the goose is still in the supermarket freezer! I have done bugger all yet and I have ‘The Evil One’ (MIL) coming for Christmas. But to be honest, I don’t care. I am ‘high on life’ (and gin, and nicotine, and white wine and…..)Click image for larger version

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                                I wish I could post up her picture as she is so beautiful - Not a bit like me! Thank you all for your kind words and good wishes. xxxxxxxxxxxxx

                                An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good'!
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