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Here are some absolute pearlers my lovely nephew Eddie has come out with, just for the sheer giggle value.
He is actually 17 years old, and has definatly inherited the paternal sawdust!
1: You know, if there is anywhere with a war zone, you can go on holiday really cheap!
2: Dad, do you know if you put sugar in coke it goes fizzy, thats cos the waddyacallems annoy the thingames.
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ad is it true that if you feed a horse apples it explodes? (WTF son??)
4: My dad grew up in France, well he had to cos he can speak French!
5: i would like to explore the ANTARCTIC circle, is it possible?
6: You know if you play Pooh Sticks, do you really have to put on the voices?
7: You know when you fly to Canada, and you go over the clouds, why don't you see seagulls? cos you are going over the sea, and there's no seagulls!!
8: John Lennon got shot, I don't think the guy liked him very much
9: General CUSTARD shot the Red Indians.. or did they shoot him.. I know someone got shot and ended up dead, it was one way or the other!
10: (my personal favourite) if an albartross can fly for months, where does it go to the toilet? Cos it can't hold it that long. You dont see albartross shit all over the sea now do you?
He is actually 17 years old, and has definatly inherited the paternal sawdust!
1: You know, if there is anywhere with a war zone, you can go on holiday really cheap!
2: Dad, do you know if you put sugar in coke it goes fizzy, thats cos the waddyacallems annoy the thingames.
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ad is it true that if you feed a horse apples it explodes? (WTF son??) 4: My dad grew up in France, well he had to cos he can speak French!
5: i would like to explore the ANTARCTIC circle, is it possible?
6: You know if you play Pooh Sticks, do you really have to put on the voices?
7: You know when you fly to Canada, and you go over the clouds, why don't you see seagulls? cos you are going over the sea, and there's no seagulls!!
8: John Lennon got shot, I don't think the guy liked him very much
9: General CUSTARD shot the Red Indians.. or did they shoot him.. I know someone got shot and ended up dead, it was one way or the other!
10: (my personal favourite) if an albartross can fly for months, where does it go to the toilet? Cos it can't hold it that long. You dont see albartross shit all over the sea now do you?
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