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INDIAN SYSTEM:
You have two cows, and a well. Each cow produces 5 litres of milk
each, and you sell 50 litres of milk per day.
KERALA SYSTEM:
You have two cows, and you employ four people at rates prescribed by
the unions to milk the cow. You have to provide them a basic salary,
DA, TA, medical benefits, provident fund, pension, etc. and your wife
milks the cow as your employees are on strike. Naturally, the
business would be unprofitable, but you can't sell the cows as it would lead
to a lockout of the production unit, which will lead to unemployment for
the four employees. So, you will go to Dubai to milk cows there and
provide salary to your employees and your wife would milk the cows
here.
DUBAI SYSTEM:
You have two cows. You create a website for them and advertise them
in all magazines. You create a Cow City or Milk Town for them. You sell
off their milk before the cows have even been milked to both legit
and shady investors who hope to resale the non-existent milk for a 100%
profit in two years time. You bring Tiger Woods to milk the cow first
to attract attention.
QATAR SYSTEM:
You have two cows. They've been sitting there for decades and no one
realizes that cows can produce milk. You see what Dubai is doing, you
go crazy and start milking the heck out of the cows boobs in the
shortest time possible. Then you realize no one wanted the milk in
the first place.
SAUDI SYSTEM:
Since milking the cow involves nipples the gov't decides to ban all
cows in public. The only method to milk a cow is to have a cow in on
one side of the curtain and the guy milking the cow on the other or
to hire females and train to milk the cows ... the debate is still going
on.
BAHRAIN SYSTEM:
You have two cows. Some high gov't official steals one, milks it,
sells the milk and pockets the profit. The gov't tells you there is just
one cow and not enough milk for the ppl. The ppl riot and scream death to
the govt and carry Iranian flags. The Parliament, after thinking for
11 month, decide to employ ten Bahrainis to all milk the cow at the same
time so cut back on unemployment.
LEBANON SYSTEM:
You have two cows. One is owned by Syria and the other is controlled
by the gov't.
EGYPT SYSTEM:
You have two cows. Both are voting for Mobarak!
ISRAEL SYSTEM:
You have no cows. You steal your neighbour's and say its yours.
SOCIALISM:
You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
COMMUNISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
NAZISM:
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the
milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the
cow dropped dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You
count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and
learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle
of vodka.
A BRITISH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. Both are mad
You have two cows, and a well. Each cow produces 5 litres of milk
each, and you sell 50 litres of milk per day.
KERALA SYSTEM:
You have two cows, and you employ four people at rates prescribed by
the unions to milk the cow. You have to provide them a basic salary,
DA, TA, medical benefits, provident fund, pension, etc. and your wife
milks the cow as your employees are on strike. Naturally, the
business would be unprofitable, but you can't sell the cows as it would lead
to a lockout of the production unit, which will lead to unemployment for
the four employees. So, you will go to Dubai to milk cows there and
provide salary to your employees and your wife would milk the cows
here.
DUBAI SYSTEM:
You have two cows. You create a website for them and advertise them
in all magazines. You create a Cow City or Milk Town for them. You sell
off their milk before the cows have even been milked to both legit
and shady investors who hope to resale the non-existent milk for a 100%
profit in two years time. You bring Tiger Woods to milk the cow first
to attract attention.
QATAR SYSTEM:
You have two cows. They've been sitting there for decades and no one
realizes that cows can produce milk. You see what Dubai is doing, you
go crazy and start milking the heck out of the cows boobs in the
shortest time possible. Then you realize no one wanted the milk in
the first place.
SAUDI SYSTEM:
Since milking the cow involves nipples the gov't decides to ban all
cows in public. The only method to milk a cow is to have a cow in on
one side of the curtain and the guy milking the cow on the other or
to hire females and train to milk the cows ... the debate is still going
on.
BAHRAIN SYSTEM:
You have two cows. Some high gov't official steals one, milks it,
sells the milk and pockets the profit. The gov't tells you there is just
one cow and not enough milk for the ppl. The ppl riot and scream death to
the govt and carry Iranian flags. The Parliament, after thinking for
11 month, decide to employ ten Bahrainis to all milk the cow at the same
time so cut back on unemployment.
LEBANON SYSTEM:
You have two cows. One is owned by Syria and the other is controlled
by the gov't.
EGYPT SYSTEM:
You have two cows. Both are voting for Mobarak!
ISRAEL SYSTEM:
You have no cows. You steal your neighbour's and say its yours.
SOCIALISM:
You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
COMMUNISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
NAZISM:
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the
milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the
cow dropped dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You
count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and
learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle
of vodka.
A BRITISH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. Both are mad
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