A Sweet Post! (Crude but funny)

Only us British would get this one!...........................

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.

It was just After Eight.

They got off at Quality Street , and had a drink in Mars bar.

He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa.

'I'm Marathon , the one with the nuts' he replied.

He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.

Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.

He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.

Soon they were Heart Throbs.

It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.

But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch.

Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!

[CleverClogs]

Re: A Sweet Post! (Crude but funny)

Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!

Was that before or after she'd sucked a Fisherman's Friend? msl:

[Sapphire]

Re: A Sweet Post! (Crude but funny)

Oh jjeeeeeezzzzzz Cloggy only you could think like that msl:

[messimoo]

Re: A Sweet Post! (Crude but funny)

made me giggle.


I have a dappy one

A little paper bag went to the doctor as he was feeling very unwell.

Doctor ran tests and discovered he was HIV

Docor asked firsly whether he had ever had unprotected sex and the little paper bag replied "I cannot have sex I am only a little paper bag"

The Doctor then asked whether he had ever used intravenous drugs

The little paper bag replied "I cannot do this I have no arms I am only a little paper bag"

The doctor sat there scratching his head totally baffled and asked about his parentage

This proved to be the answer when he discovered that his father was a carrier