I am mortally wounded. Deeply upset. I could resign over this. It's terrible.
I just noticed that I am no longer a Border Collie. I wish to point out that these noble beasts are scientifically proven to the the only breed of dog to demonstrate the capability of independant problem solving; and capable of understanding complex syntax. They are loyal, protective and empathic. I am sure Golden Retrievers, or whatever I now appear to be, are lovely pets. But I worked hard to be a Border Collie and I want my Border Collie back please.
Yours
A very distraught Eloise.
I just noticed that I am no longer a Border Collie. I wish to point out that these noble beasts are scientifically proven to the the only breed of dog to demonstrate the capability of independant problem solving; and capable of understanding complex syntax. They are loyal, protective and empathic. I am sure Golden Retrievers, or whatever I now appear to be, are lovely pets. But I worked hard to be a Border Collie and I want my Border Collie back please.
Yours
A very distraught Eloise.
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