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My Hubby - you just gotta laugh

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  • #31
    Re: My Hubby - you just gotta laugh

    I took a left instead of a right out of St Georges Hospital in Tooting and ended up going round Brixton (twice) Wimbledon (so often Im on first name terms with the Wombles) and Stockwell so many times I lost count..don't ask me how or why,,I just did..don't even know if they are even close to each other but my sister was proper annoyed that it took 4 hours to get to the M4
    msl: (no sat nav)

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    • #32
      Re: My Hubby - you just gotta laugh

      This is totally true, I think it was in the Sun at the time.

      I was doing platforms at Paddington Station when a young oriental lady (I think singapore she said) arrived and said "I want go TORQUAY!"
      I said "ok.. Torquay in Devon yes?"
      She looked confused, so my friend Wayne said "You... Torquay.. today... Yes?"
      She nodded and Wayne said "You Torquay... Devon.. yes?"
      She seemed to gain her confidence and she nodded and said "Me Torquay yes, nice man!"
      We led her to the train and gave the senior conductor instructions to put her off at Exeter and point her to the Torquay connection.

      She went through Reading Station, which at the time had a recorded message in French, English, Mandarin, Spanish, Japanese, German, Italian and I think Russian Change here for Heathrow Airport connections, and got to Exeter, where she was handed to a waiting train dispatcher.

      She then promptly went nuts at them, throwing her arms about and screaming at them!

      She screamed "ME GO TORQUAY!! TORQUAY!!"
      The Dispatcher nodded and said "This train, you, Torquay!"
      She shook her head frantically screaming "TORQUAY!!! TORQUAY!!"

      My mate Aled came up and said "You go WHERE in Torquay?"
      She looked at him in sheer exsaperation and screamed "ISTANBUL!!!!!!!!"


      Another time I was going to Bath and an American couple were chatting, and the wife said "Geee honey, I didn't thin Weston was so far!"
      I smiled and said "Weston is past Bath and Bristol"
      The woman looked confused and said "I don't think thats right, I think we might be on the wrong train, we need to get to Weston"
      I was a bit concerned and said "Yes.. last stop Weston Super Mare."
      The man suddenly said "No ma'am there aint a super mare on it!"
      I asked "Please spell where you are going for me."
      I listened horrified as the man spelt out W-E-S-T H-A-M"

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      • #33
        Re: My Hubby - you just gotta laugh

        Ha Ha

        Westarmm as Sapphy would say msl:

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        • #34
          Re: My Hubby - you just gotta laugh

          Originally posted by Sapphire View Post
          See its definately catching, and its not just a woman thing msl:


          "Not just a women thing"? Oh yes it is. Mind you, there is a reason single women can't f-rt. It's because they don't have an a--hole until they get married. Obviously this doesn't apply to my wife:behindsofa:

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