Unanswered questions of the universe

[Hurricane Puffrose]

ever wondered why:

1: Donald Duck never wears trousers, but wraps a towel about his waist after a bath?
2: chocolate gives you energy, but hot chocolate puts you to sleep?
3: people in horror movies open the door and ask "Is anyone in here?" What do they expect a serial killer to do? Say yes! put the kettle on!!!
4: when your having your tea, James Herriot always has a sick cow to examine??
5: your kids refuse to eat a certain food, but when they go to a friend's place they become a human dustbin
6: the phone rings during the school run, and the Caller asks, is this a good time?
7: a number is never busy?
9: Mickey Mouse wears shorts, shoes, gloves and no shirt??
10: a child can open a childproof cap, but it takes 3 adults to do the same thing??

[Hurricane Puffrose]

Re: Unanswered questions of the universe

more from my brother!

Have you ever wondered
1: why Barbie wears no underwear but you can't get Ken's pants off?
2: if Mickey is a mouse, Donald is a duck and Goofy is a dog... what the hell is Pete??
3: exactly what it is that garden gnomes find so amusing?
4: who ever told old ladies that blue rinses look good?
5:what would happen if the wheels on the bus DIDNT go round and round?
6: being clamped in irons and thrown in to tower isnt reinstated for Go Compaaaaaare.....

and finally, thinking of the white house, how far would a jehovas witness get before they pulled out the tazers!
(person that told me these IS a JW)