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One morning, Mummy and baby polar bear were sitting on an ice flow waiting for a nice seal and baby said "Mummy, are we polar bears?"
Mummy said, "Yes darling, we are"
"Are you sure we are polar bears?"
"Yes darling, very sure"
"Are you 100% sure, certain and POSITIVE we are polar bears?"
"Baby, we are pure white, we eat seals, we are sitting on an ice flow in the middle of the Artic circle... WHAT OTHER KIND OF BEAR WOULD WE BE?? why are you so unsure what kind of bear you are???"
'Cos my arse is freeeeeeeezing!!!"
Mummy said, "Yes darling, we are"
"Are you sure we are polar bears?"
"Yes darling, very sure"
"Are you 100% sure, certain and POSITIVE we are polar bears?"
"Baby, we are pure white, we eat seals, we are sitting on an ice flow in the middle of the Artic circle... WHAT OTHER KIND OF BEAR WOULD WE BE?? why are you so unsure what kind of bear you are???"
'Cos my arse is freeeeeeeezing!!!"
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