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    The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad
    news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition,
    which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates
    one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove
    the testicles.'

    Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for.
    He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital he was
    without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was
    missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street he
    realised that he felt like a different person.

    He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing
    store and thought, 'That's what I need .... a new suit. That'll make me feel
    a little better.'
    He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit.'
    The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see ..... size 44
    long.'
    Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'
    'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit ...
    it fit perfectly.

    As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new
    shirt?' Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'
    The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16 1/2 neck.' Joe
    was surprised. 'That's right, how did you know?'
    'Been in the business 60 years.' Joe tried on the shirt and it fit
    perfectly.

    Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about
    some new underwear?' Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'
    The salesman said, 'Let's see .... size 36.'

    Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since before I was 18
    years old.'
    The salesman shook his head. 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would
    press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell
    of a headache.'

    New suit - £400
    New shirt - £36
    New underwear - £10
    Second opinion - PRICELESS
    Bought some tablets today to build my strength up .. cant get the bloody lid off.
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  • #2
    Re: The headache

    msl: excellent

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    • #3
      Re: The headache

      I wish i got that second opinion?

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