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Now this remedy is self-developed.... obviously there is alcohol involved, so anybody under the age of 18, please look away now!
You need;
Lemons....(stressco value are the best as they are rough...but full of vit c)
Tea bags (would suggest tetleys strong, but yorkshire softy will do....)
Booze ( must be dark. Rum, Brandy or Whiskey. No white spirits as it will spoil the broth....)
Sugar (White, real)
Paracetamol (please read the label)
And the most important of all;!
Honey (Honey is honey....ask the bees!)
Now the prep work;
You need to prepare your enviroment. If you have a partner that shares your bed, then inform them that they are in for a rough night. The spare room option may be a good ace-card to play.... You need a warm and cozy enviroment; duvet:check. pillows:check. t.v. remote:check. glass of water:check. BUT ALSO VENTILLATE...YOU NEED TO BREATH!)
BOIL THE KETTLE!
Take the lemon and slice it as thinly as you can, but keep the rind ON. Put it into a receptical that can take boiling water...( again, kids, be carefull or ask an adult to help you!) Put it into a jug or mug and add 3 tablespoons of honey. (honey is the vital ingreidient and is the oldest anti-biotic known to man...ask the Egyptians!)Pour over an inch of boiling water and let stand.
Now the tea...
Pour a mug of tea as normal, but let it stand for a little while longer. Please remember that adding milk will only curdle the remedy, so no milk! Basically builders tea, but just a little bit more...
Once your tea is brewed, we are entering the final stages...
The booze is a fundamental part of the remedy. By now, you have made provisions for partners/kids to be self-sufficient for the forseable future. Make sure the dogs and cats have food and water!...
Pour the whole lot into a jug and add an equivalent measure of brown spirit. Add two spoons of sugar (glucose energy), fresh slices of lemon (fragerance) and heat gently to a level that you can physically endure.
Take the mixture as quickly as is possible, THE HOTTER THE BETER AS THIS INCREASES YOUR INTERNAL BODY HEAT, adding more spirit if deemed necessary. Take refuge into one's safe enviroment and sleep....and perspire....
BET YOU IT WORKS!
You need;
Lemons....(stressco value are the best as they are rough...but full of vit c)
Tea bags (would suggest tetleys strong, but yorkshire softy will do....)
Booze ( must be dark. Rum, Brandy or Whiskey. No white spirits as it will spoil the broth....)
Sugar (White, real)
Paracetamol (please read the label)
And the most important of all;!
Honey (Honey is honey....ask the bees!)
Now the prep work;
You need to prepare your enviroment. If you have a partner that shares your bed, then inform them that they are in for a rough night. The spare room option may be a good ace-card to play.... You need a warm and cozy enviroment; duvet:check. pillows:check. t.v. remote:check. glass of water:check. BUT ALSO VENTILLATE...YOU NEED TO BREATH!)
BOIL THE KETTLE!
Take the lemon and slice it as thinly as you can, but keep the rind ON. Put it into a receptical that can take boiling water...( again, kids, be carefull or ask an adult to help you!) Put it into a jug or mug and add 3 tablespoons of honey. (honey is the vital ingreidient and is the oldest anti-biotic known to man...ask the Egyptians!)Pour over an inch of boiling water and let stand.
Now the tea...
Pour a mug of tea as normal, but let it stand for a little while longer. Please remember that adding milk will only curdle the remedy, so no milk! Basically builders tea, but just a little bit more...
Once your tea is brewed, we are entering the final stages...
The booze is a fundamental part of the remedy. By now, you have made provisions for partners/kids to be self-sufficient for the forseable future. Make sure the dogs and cats have food and water!...
Pour the whole lot into a jug and add an equivalent measure of brown spirit. Add two spoons of sugar (glucose energy), fresh slices of lemon (fragerance) and heat gently to a level that you can physically endure.
Take the mixture as quickly as is possible, THE HOTTER THE BETER AS THIS INCREASES YOUR INTERNAL BODY HEAT, adding more spirit if deemed necessary. Take refuge into one's safe enviroment and sleep....and perspire....
BET YOU IT WORKS!
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