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Ok a new game:
Olympic sports I would like to see...
The idea is a sport that is not yet a recognised sport, and a brief description of the way its played.
My suggestions:
Cold Caller Hurling: you pick from a group of cold call agents, specially picked from a selection who ring at teatime, on a line so bad you can bearly hear them, not able to understand what you are saying and start conversations with "Hey there, how are you today.. say.... "
You take said agent and hurl them the length of an olympic sized ice rink, first to hit the other side wins.
Cowboy Builder Pursuit: A cowboy builder is put in a house specially built like the death traps then create, blindfolded and left in a random room. Whoever makes it out with the least injuries, wins.
Politician Rolling: Take a group of international politicians, take to Hampstead Heath's Kite Hill, make them roll to the bottom. The first to tell their manifesto without laughing wins.
Baillif Boat pursuit: Take a group of bully boy baillifs in a nice luxury boat trip up the Thames. Throw them in, drive off.. the winner? the people they terrorise as the first one to the shore gets pushed back in
Tesco Checkout Dash: you have a basic benefits payment, buy enough food for a family of 4, leaving £20 in the bank for gas and electric, dodging OAPS and chavs as you go.
your turn peeps.. lets see the imagination flow.
Olympic sports I would like to see...
The idea is a sport that is not yet a recognised sport, and a brief description of the way its played.
My suggestions:
Cold Caller Hurling: you pick from a group of cold call agents, specially picked from a selection who ring at teatime, on a line so bad you can bearly hear them, not able to understand what you are saying and start conversations with "Hey there, how are you today.. say.... "
You take said agent and hurl them the length of an olympic sized ice rink, first to hit the other side wins.
Cowboy Builder Pursuit: A cowboy builder is put in a house specially built like the death traps then create, blindfolded and left in a random room. Whoever makes it out with the least injuries, wins.
Politician Rolling: Take a group of international politicians, take to Hampstead Heath's Kite Hill, make them roll to the bottom. The first to tell their manifesto without laughing wins.
Baillif Boat pursuit: Take a group of bully boy baillifs in a nice luxury boat trip up the Thames. Throw them in, drive off.. the winner? the people they terrorise as the first one to the shore gets pushed back in
Tesco Checkout Dash: you have a basic benefits payment, buy enough food for a family of 4, leaving £20 in the bank for gas and electric, dodging OAPS and chavs as you go.
your turn peeps.. lets see the imagination flow.
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