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THINGS TO DO IF YOU'RE TOTALLY CRAZY... OR JUST FEEL LIKE WINDING SOMEONE UP!!
from my brother Matt.
1: Stand at the ATM, scream I WIN!! I WIN!! as the money comes out.
2:Wear a mask to work and insist people call you by your wrestling name Putmuh Inthenuthouse.
3: When shopping, stalk along the aisles humming the Mission Impossible theme tune.
4: Scream I GOT A PRIZE!! as the soda comes out the vending machine.
5: Borrow a terrier puppy (or take your own small dog) go to the park, have a friend march purposely in to the middle of the park and scream RELEASE THE KRAKEN!! unclip puppys leash.
6: Sit in a box looking through a kitchen towel insert. Insist everyone calls you Captain.
7: Enter a crowded lift, say Lets play hide and seek, turn your back and start counting.
8: When reaching your floor shout AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN!
9: When alighting the bus, let someone else signal you need the bus to stop and whine AWWW BUT I WANTED TO RING THE BELL!
10: Turn the tap on, applaud as the water comes out, turn tap off, gasp in amazement, repeat!
11: Commentate as you walk down the street, "and we are coming in to Kings Road, hes turning left, that man has no hair!" (Yes he does do this)
12: Stare up at the clouds, allow your face to be full of rapture, when you have 3 or 4 curious bystanders looking innocently ask, what are you looking at? and walk away.
13: When in a friends car sing the wheels on the bus, when asked to shut up, sing louder.
14: Answer every question with "would you like fries with that?"
15: Call everyone Comrade.
16: When someone says "that was unexpected" cry NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISTION! Slink off out of the room.
17: Make a nest of shredded paper on the desk, say its for the mouse, put computer mouse in the middle and hiss SHHH its sleeping!
18: Cheer every time someone enters the room, when asked why your cheering say, i am? and wander away.
19: Skip along yellow parking lines singing Follow the yellow brick road.
20: Read this list
Please feel free to add your own, but I hope this brought a smile to a few faces.
from my brother Matt.
1: Stand at the ATM, scream I WIN!! I WIN!! as the money comes out.
2:Wear a mask to work and insist people call you by your wrestling name Putmuh Inthenuthouse.
3: When shopping, stalk along the aisles humming the Mission Impossible theme tune.
4: Scream I GOT A PRIZE!! as the soda comes out the vending machine.
5: Borrow a terrier puppy (or take your own small dog) go to the park, have a friend march purposely in to the middle of the park and scream RELEASE THE KRAKEN!! unclip puppys leash.
6: Sit in a box looking through a kitchen towel insert. Insist everyone calls you Captain.
7: Enter a crowded lift, say Lets play hide and seek, turn your back and start counting.
8: When reaching your floor shout AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN!
9: When alighting the bus, let someone else signal you need the bus to stop and whine AWWW BUT I WANTED TO RING THE BELL!
10: Turn the tap on, applaud as the water comes out, turn tap off, gasp in amazement, repeat!
11: Commentate as you walk down the street, "and we are coming in to Kings Road, hes turning left, that man has no hair!" (Yes he does do this)
12: Stare up at the clouds, allow your face to be full of rapture, when you have 3 or 4 curious bystanders looking innocently ask, what are you looking at? and walk away.
13: When in a friends car sing the wheels on the bus, when asked to shut up, sing louder.
14: Answer every question with "would you like fries with that?"
15: Call everyone Comrade.
16: When someone says "that was unexpected" cry NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISTION! Slink off out of the room.
17: Make a nest of shredded paper on the desk, say its for the mouse, put computer mouse in the middle and hiss SHHH its sleeping!
18: Cheer every time someone enters the room, when asked why your cheering say, i am? and wander away.
19: Skip along yellow parking lines singing Follow the yellow brick road.
20: Read this list
Please feel free to add your own, but I hope this brought a smile to a few faces.
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