Pension Worries?

Worried your pension will run short?





So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says

there is no nursing home available for you.

So what do you do?

Senior Health Care Solution



Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.


You are allowed to shoot 2 MPs and 2 illegal immigrants!


Of course,

this means you will be sent to prison

where you will get 3 meals a day,

a roof over your head, central heating,

air conditioning and all the health care you need!

New teeth? - No problem.

Need glasses? - Great.

New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart?

All covered.

(And your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now).



And who will be paying for all of this?

The same government that just told you

that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.


Plus, because you are a prisoner,

you don't have to pay income tax any more.


IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?

[Monzter]

Re: Pension Worries?

How true Labman - this country treats it's elderly citizens appallingly - I know - I see it from the front line of healthcare everyday. Weeks and weeks to get funding through so that someone can get adequate care that they need, they'd soon be sorted out in prison for fear that they would complain!