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You learn a lot when you have a son....
for example
1: A kingsize water bed holds enough water to flood a 200m2 house to a depth of 10cm!
2: If you spray hairspray on dust balls and run over them with roller blades, they ignite
3 A 3 year old boys voice is louder than 200 adults in a packed restaurant!
4: If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor cannot lift a 5 year old boy wearing superman pyjamas and a batman underpants.
5 It can however lift a full can of paint and cover every wall of a 12ft by 12ft room.
6: You should never throw a cricket ball at a working ceiling fan, cricket balls hit by ceiling fans go a LONG way!
7:The glass in windows, even double glazed, does not stop a cricket ball propelled bu a ceiling fan
8:When you hear the words UH-OH followed by the toilet flushing, its already too late!!
9: Brake fluid and bleach makes smoke.. lots of it!
10: A 6 year old boy can start a fire with a flint, even if a 36 year old man says its only possible in the movies!
11: Certain Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a 4 year old boy
12: Playdough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.
13: No matter how many packets of jelly you put in a swimming pool, you cannot walk on water!
14: Swimming pool filters do not like jelly!
15: VCRs do not eject toast, even though it shows on the TV that they do!
16: Rubbish bags do not make good parachutes
17: Marbles in a petrol tank make a lot of noise when driving
18:You probably DONT want to know what that smell is!
19: Always check the oven for plastic toys.. plastic toys do not like ovens!
20: The Fire Department of Brisbane Queensland have a 5 mins response time
21: The spin cycle on a washing machine will not make a worm dizzy
22: It will however make cats dizzy
23: Cats throw up 3/4 of their own bodyweight when dizzy!
80% of women will pass this info on even if their friends don't have kids.
80% of men will try the bleach and brake fluid!
for example
1: A kingsize water bed holds enough water to flood a 200m2 house to a depth of 10cm!
2: If you spray hairspray on dust balls and run over them with roller blades, they ignite
3 A 3 year old boys voice is louder than 200 adults in a packed restaurant!
4: If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor cannot lift a 5 year old boy wearing superman pyjamas and a batman underpants.
5 It can however lift a full can of paint and cover every wall of a 12ft by 12ft room.
6: You should never throw a cricket ball at a working ceiling fan, cricket balls hit by ceiling fans go a LONG way!
7:The glass in windows, even double glazed, does not stop a cricket ball propelled bu a ceiling fan
8:When you hear the words UH-OH followed by the toilet flushing, its already too late!!
9: Brake fluid and bleach makes smoke.. lots of it!
10: A 6 year old boy can start a fire with a flint, even if a 36 year old man says its only possible in the movies!
11: Certain Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a 4 year old boy
12: Playdough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.
13: No matter how many packets of jelly you put in a swimming pool, you cannot walk on water!
14: Swimming pool filters do not like jelly!
15: VCRs do not eject toast, even though it shows on the TV that they do!
16: Rubbish bags do not make good parachutes
17: Marbles in a petrol tank make a lot of noise when driving
18:You probably DONT want to know what that smell is!
19: Always check the oven for plastic toys.. plastic toys do not like ovens!
20: The Fire Department of Brisbane Queensland have a 5 mins response time
21: The spin cycle on a washing machine will not make a worm dizzy
22: It will however make cats dizzy
23: Cats throw up 3/4 of their own bodyweight when dizzy!
80% of women will pass this info on even if their friends don't have kids.
80% of men will try the bleach and brake fluid!
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