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Two Liners!!!
A man was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby "Is this yours?" she asked.
"Probably." said the man "She burns everything else!"
My missus has just gone into hospital with two black eyes and a broken jaw.
It seems we were on different wavelengths when she said she wanted decking on the patio
They reckon that Beer contains female hormones and I think they are right.
After 8 pints I talk crap and can't drive!
A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems.
"Can you describe the symptoms to me?" asked the doctor.
any offence apologies in advance !!!
A man was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby "Is this yours?" she asked.
"Probably." said the man "She burns everything else!"
My missus has just gone into hospital with two black eyes and a broken jaw.
It seems we were on different wavelengths when she said she wanted decking on the patio
They reckon that Beer contains female hormones and I think they are right.
After 8 pints I talk crap and can't drive!
A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems.
"Can you describe the symptoms to me?" asked the doctor.
any offence apologies in advance !!!
lol
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