Happy Halloween/Poems/Jokes etc......

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Happy Halloween Folks


~ HALLOWEEN ~


Tonight is the night
When dead leaves fly
Like witches on switches
Across the sky,
When elf and sprite
Flit through the night
On a moony sheen.

Tonight is the night
When leaves make a sound
Like a gnome in his home
Under the ground,
When spooks and trolls
Creep out of holes
Mossy and green.

Tonight is the night
When pumpkins stare
Through sheaves and leaves
Everywhere,
When ghouls and ghost
And goblin host
Dance round their queen.
It's Halloween.

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Re: Happy Halloween/Poems/Jokes etc......

Ghost & Ghoul Jokes

When can't you bury people who live opposite a graveyard ?
When they're not dead !

What trees do ghouls like best ?
Ceme-trees !

What did the baby ghost eat for dinner ?
A boo-loney sandwich !

Why are graveyards so noisy ?
Because of all the coffin !

How can you tell if a corpse is angry ?
It flips its lid !

Why are cemeteries in the middle of towns ?
Because they're dead centres !

Where do undertakers go in October ?
The hearse of the year show !

How do undertakers speak ?
Gravely !

What was written on the hypochondriac's tombstone ?
"I told you I was ill" !

What is a drunkards last drink ?
His bier !

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Re: Happy Halloween/Poems/Jokes etc......

The Halloween Theme......


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq6pekM6sZQ

tortghost:haloweeeeen:halopump

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Re: Happy Halloween/Poems/Jokes etc......

Why don't angry witches ride their brooms?
They're afraid of flying off the handle

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone appetit !

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend

What's a monster's favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet

What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo

What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
Boo boos

What kind of cereal do monsters eat?
Ghost-Toasties

halocat2:witchy:"evil2"