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Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why, when sombody askes you the time do they look at their wrist?
Why does people believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why have an 's' in the word "Lisp"? is it so we can mimic the lisper?
why if people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why do kids constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that bin bags and lunch bags will not open from the end you try first?
why and how do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
Why when we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do 'we' say "sorry" or "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid bas*ard"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVOURITE......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why, when sombody askes you the time do they look at their wrist?
Why does people believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why have an 's' in the word "Lisp"? is it so we can mimic the lisper?
why if people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why do kids constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that bin bags and lunch bags will not open from the end you try first?
why and how do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
Why when we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do 'we' say "sorry" or "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid bas*ard"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVOURITE......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
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