How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

[charitynjw]

Witty remarks re the opposite sex!

This could devolve into a bitter, twisted, "vent your spleen"- type rant, and we don't want that, do we!!!

I however can remain neutral on the subject, as I am an androgenous inhabitant of the planet "Looneytoons", my 5-year mission being to observe intelligent life on Earth.
Not much to report, so far! (Thanks for that, Monty Python!)

I'll start (if ok with you guys)

If a man is all alone in the middle of the Sahara Desert, and he says something (anything), is he still wrong?

[stewie082]

Re: How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

He would be wrong in the eyes of the woman.

I would bet everything she would still be nagging that " you SHOULD have stopped to ask for directions"

The man would be searching for water and a way out while the woman would still be moaning about how SHE was right!

[charitynjw]

Re: How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

See!!!!!

Devolution straight away!!!!!!

[stewie082]

Re: How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

See!!!!!

Devolution straight away!!!!!!

Just pointing out the obvious.

Would you prefer the woman was the driver?
If that were the case they would still be at Tesco getting goodies for the road trip.

[Budgie]

Re: How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

Maybe the reason they are in the desert is that they were actually on the way to Tescos and it was the woman that was driving.

[calamity jane]

Re: How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

Maybe the reason they are in the desert is that they were actually on the way to Tescos and it was the woman that was driving.

If a man is all alone in the middle of the Sahara Desert, and he says something (anything), is he still wrong?

Slight problem with that theory Budgie.The man is ALONE which means he must have been on the way home from the pub after having a drink or ten.



CJ

[Budgie]

Re: How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

Slight problem with that theory Budgie.The man is ALONE which means he must have been on the way home from the pub after having a drink or ten.

CJ

He may be all alone now but he didnt start out that way.
Certainly, he didnt expect things to end up the way they did.

What started as a little tiff, because his female partner got lost when she was driving them to Tesco's ended up with them being lost in the desert.

The reason he is alone is because his female partner, still miffed at being chastised for getting them lost, actually drove off whilst he got out of the car to have a quick pee behind a cactus.

Personally, I wouldn't blame him for popping into the pub on the way home and having ten pints!

[stewie082]

Re: How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

He ate her to survive

[charitynjw]

Re: How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

Jeez, did you ever wish you hadn't started something?

I didn't start it, you did!

No, you did, you invaded Poland (thanks, Basil!!)

[Budgie]

Re: How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

Jeez, did you ever wish you hadn't started something?

I didn't start it, you did!

No, you did, you invaded Poland (thanks, Basil!!)

You knew full well what you were starting when you posted the first post on the thread.

Legal Beagles men are not pushovers that you might expect to find on other sites.
We stand up for ourselves.

It also helps that you don't have the foggiest idea who we are or where we live !!!
Otherwise we might not be so brave !!!!!!!!

[Sapphire]

Re: How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

Legal Beagles men are not pushovers that you might expect to find on other sites.
We stand up for ourselves.

Thats a matter of opinion, I've yet to meet any Beagles boys who can keep up drinking with the Beagles girlies at the meets.

[stewie082]

Re: How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

Hmmm then why do you have one of these? Where is the one for men?? I think beagles is gender bias! I call for a re-count or something

We have a secure private area if you want to get things off your chest, there are separate forums for Women.

[Sapphire]

Re: How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

Thats easy, we've never been asked for one to be honest. Most of the male members tend to grumble openly on the site, but in the interests of fair play I have flagged up your comment, hopefully admin will set up a separate forum for you lads, then you can gossip to your hearts content. :kiss:

[stewie082]

Re: How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

We men have our caves, the Pub! We don’t bond either, we "vent"

I am now going to pound my chest and shout "get in there" for the rest of the day!!!

Now this is the most I have contributed to this site in over a year! I need to take a break and go into voyeur mode for another year!

[charitynjw]

Re: How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

Hi all,

I seem to have set the cat among the pidgeons; apologies for that!

I should have borne in mind those wise words of wisdom "Don't start nothin' & there won't be nothin' " (Will Smith, Men In Black).

> budgie (last paragraph)

I'm a frail greyhaired old grandmother; what could I possibly do?:behindsofa: