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Important Health Advice For Women

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  • Important Health Advice For Women

    IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE FOR WOMEN

    Do you have feelings of inadequacy?



    Do you suffer from shyness?



    Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?



    If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Sauvignon Blanc.



    Sauvignon Blanc is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.



    You will notice the benefits of Sauvignon Blanc almost immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.



    Stop hiding and start living.



    Sauvignon Blanc may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.



    Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.



    WARNINGS:


    * The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
    * The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
    * The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may cause you to think you can sing.
    * The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may make you think you can converse enthusiaistically with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
    * The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.





    Please feel free to share this important information with as many women as you feel may benefit!
    Now just imagine what you could achieve with a good Pinot Noir...
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  • #2
    Re: Important Health Advice For Women

    I can vouch that it does what it claims...lol!
    :beagle:My threads :- UCA (Amex) : Moorcroft (Goldfish) : Cabot : Marlins : Shas v A&L & the world : Capital One : Direct Legal Collections...Egg, CO : Nationwide : Co-Op

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    • #3
      Re: Important Health Advice For Women

      Anyone got any Sauvignon blanc

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      • #4
        Re: Important Health Advice For Women

        For men the same reactions can be achieved by drinking 14 pints of John Smiths extra smooth. Which also makes most wimmin appear attractive until morning arrives.
        Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back.

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          Re: Important Health Advice For Women

          Originally posted by Happyolddog View Post
          For men the same reactions can be achieved by drinking 14 pints of John Smiths extra smooth. Which also makes most wimmin appear attractive until morning arrives.
          I never knew that men suffered with 'vodka goggles' until now lol!
          :beagle:My threads :- UCA (Amex) : Moorcroft (Goldfish) : Cabot : Marlins : Shas v A&L & the world : Capital One : Direct Legal Collections...Egg, CO : Nationwide : Co-Op

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