A solution to both overcrowding & poor education in our schools

[righty]

From our educashon corriespondent

HELLO and welcome to the Weekly Mash, the ageing population from the Daily Mash,
Britain's leading satire website that's willing to pay you twenty grand to wipe
its bottom. As recession bites state schools are under increasing pressure to
find places for children whose parents can no longer afford private fees.
Experts say it means bigger class sizes and poorer quality education. Or does
it? Once again it falls to the Daily Mash to ask the question on everyone's
lips: Why not just chuck out all the stupid poor children? The school will shoot
up the league tables and attract better teachers and more funding. It's what's
known as a 'virtuous circle'. And as for all the stupid poor children - build
more prisons. It doesn't have to be complicated, simples

THE WEEKLY MASH
Scaramouche.
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Warning it's at times very crude particularly the 8 year old agony aunt

The Daily Mash

[natweststaffmember]

Re: A solution to both overcrowding & poor education in our schools

I would have thought there was a "final solution" to this problem but I am not sure I am allowed to advocate it on the forum without my bottom being slapped. I wouldn't discriminate in my solution of course.

[righty]

Re: A solution to both overcrowding & poor education in our schools

What kill all the kids!

[natweststaffmember]

Re: A solution to both overcrowding & poor education in our schools

What kill all the kids!

There is no overcrowding of classrooms in my solution

[righty]

Re: A solution to both overcrowding & poor education in our schools

Yeah OK instead of bragging tell us wot it is

[natweststaffmember]

Re: A solution to both overcrowding & poor education in our schools

I daren't because you merely need to google it which is why I referred to my bottom being very severely slapped and no discrimination kinda gave it away.....
If national socialism can make mistakes then national curriculum can make it better

[righty]

Re: A solution to both overcrowding & poor education in our schools

HUH!