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    TEASPOON ??

    Asda clamps down on killer teaspoons • The Register

    Are you under 18 years of age? Do have have an urgent need for teaspoons? Well, avoid Asda's Halifax tentacle where the powers that be are determined to prevent this potentially-lethal item of cutlery falling into the hands of murderous yoof.
    The proof of the clampdown comes from Nanny Knows Best - a site "dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain".
    According to the background info, the lady shopper in question was told by an Asda assistant that she'd have to prove her age "because someone had murdered someone with a teaspoon, and therefore ID was now required".
    Suitably outraged by this "complete and utter ********", another Nanny Knows Best reader's wife decided to put Tesco to the test - provocatively turning up at the check-out with two latte teaspoons (long-handled, for the record).
    Sure enough, "an assistant was required & she was asked for proof of ID".
    In fact, Tesco has been battling cutlery-wielding hoodies for some time. Back in 2007, we reported that the supermarket monolith had taken steps to prevent violent sink estate gangs from laying into each other with knives and forks. ®

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    Re: Are YOU old enough for that ......

    ROFLMAO!

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    • #3
      Re: Are YOU old enough for that ......

      there was that famous boxer who killed someone, i thought it was Witherspoon, but somebody said it wasn't him and it was with a knife.

      Jeeze, makes me laugh, get to the airport and they take liquids and sharp things off you.

      Get to your seat in business and 1st class and they give you metal cutlery and glasses, not to mention wine and champers our of glass bottles!!.

      Of course terrorists don't use business or first class and could not possibly fashion a weapon out of either if they did.
      Last edited by Glenn UK; 11th May 2009, 13:37:PM.

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        Apparenty, according to my source , it's because Spoons are clased as drug paraphenalia..... hmmmm lol
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          Re: Are YOU old enough for that ......

          Ahah!!!

          just goes to show what jumping to a gun can do for you, or me in this case!!!

          Mind you in my defence there was a mention that someone was murdered in the thread.

          Still, i can see how asking someone intent on jacking up is going to be deterred by having to produce ID to buy their spoons
          Last edited by Glenn UK; 11th May 2009, 16:28:PM.

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