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Indications that the Global Credit Crunch was worsening were confirmed last night after Simon Jenkins, Father of 2, had to sell Park Lane to his 8 year old daughter, Susie, as he could not afford the rent on 3 houses on Fleet Street.
Now bankrupt, the British Government has decided to step in with a £1million bail out plan, so that he can collect money on Water Works, but only if his son Ian, manages to throw a six in his next turn.
Despite coming second in a beauty contest and winning a crossword competition, Mr. Jenkins, who had rather foolishly sold Mayfair in return for Ian doing the washing up for a week, had to declare himself bankrupt after throwing a four.
Mrs. Jenkins, who had been secretly putting hotels on Euston Road when Mr. Jenkins had gone to the toilet, was said to be devasted but pleased with the promise off Government funding. She said, "It's about time Mr. Brown helped family members who had foolishly squandered their money on Old Kent Road, the cash injection should see us continue until tea is ready".
Parliament is currently discussing a £10billion rescue package for those who find themselves bankrupt in Monopoly before it is time for the kids to go to bed. This is largely expected to pass, but the £5billion rescue deal for those who flip down the wrong face in Guess Who, is likely to be thrown out by the Lords.
Mr. Jenkins is currently in Jail after 2 unsuccessful attempts to throw a double.
The Spoof : British Government To Bail Out Simon Jenkins, After Father Loses Park Lane In Monopoly Game funny satire story
Now bankrupt, the British Government has decided to step in with a £1million bail out plan, so that he can collect money on Water Works, but only if his son Ian, manages to throw a six in his next turn.
Despite coming second in a beauty contest and winning a crossword competition, Mr. Jenkins, who had rather foolishly sold Mayfair in return for Ian doing the washing up for a week, had to declare himself bankrupt after throwing a four.
Mrs. Jenkins, who had been secretly putting hotels on Euston Road when Mr. Jenkins had gone to the toilet, was said to be devasted but pleased with the promise off Government funding. She said, "It's about time Mr. Brown helped family members who had foolishly squandered their money on Old Kent Road, the cash injection should see us continue until tea is ready".
Parliament is currently discussing a £10billion rescue package for those who find themselves bankrupt in Monopoly before it is time for the kids to go to bed. This is largely expected to pass, but the £5billion rescue deal for those who flip down the wrong face in Guess Who, is likely to be thrown out by the Lords.
Mr. Jenkins is currently in Jail after 2 unsuccessful attempts to throw a double.
The Spoof : British Government To Bail Out Simon Jenkins, After Father Loses Park Lane In Monopoly Game funny satire story
