Tweet
Rudolph, the red nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it glows. :18:
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it glows. :18:
Now have you ever wondered
How his nose became so red?
It’s cause the others they drank water
And he drank rum instead :santa_wink:
How his nose became so red?
It’s cause the others they drank water
And he drank rum instead :santa_wink:
All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Rudolph
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Rudolph
join in any reindeer games. 
resents3:
resents3:It weren’t cause they disliked him
They did like him a bit
But every time he farted
He covered them in ****.:santa1:
They did like him a bit
But every time he farted
He covered them in ****.:santa1:
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
'Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Santa came to say:
'Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?:santa3:
"Oh my god" the others said
he is our guiding light
Hope he remembers afore we go
to go and have a ****e :santa2:
he is our guiding light
Hope he remembers afore we go
to go and have a ****e :santa2:
Then all the reindeer loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
You'll go down in history, :rudolph:
as they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
You'll go down in history, :rudolph:
That’s cause they get home safely
They did their xmas deed
And Rudolph never farted
He only ever peedole:
They did their xmas deed
And Rudolph never farted
He only ever peed
ole::merrychristmas:
