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A Christmas (crunch) message
Well times is hard this Christmas folks
That’s very plain to see
So I sent the old man down the woods
To fetch a nice big tree
He had to get the biggest
Cause that’s the kind of bloke he be
He slipped and broke his ankle
And is now in A and E
A fine big bird is what you need
To have a festive feast
So sent the lad out on this task
Freezer ready for the beast
‘Oh why don’t children listen?’
Must you always write a list
I sent him for a turkey
Instead he came back ****ed
So my two men are plastered
One up to his knee
The other he got kicked so hard
He finds it hard to pee
So the moral of this story
Is very clear to see
If you really can’t afford it
Then let the bugger be
Enaid xx
That’s very plain to see
So I sent the old man down the woods
To fetch a nice big tree
He had to get the biggest
Cause that’s the kind of bloke he be
He slipped and broke his ankle
And is now in A and E
A fine big bird is what you need
To have a festive feast
So sent the lad out on this task
Freezer ready for the beast
‘Oh why don’t children listen?’
Must you always write a list
I sent him for a turkey
Instead he came back ****ed
So my two men are plastered
One up to his knee
The other he got kicked so hard
He finds it hard to pee
So the moral of this story
Is very clear to see
If you really can’t afford it
Then let the bugger be
Enaid xx
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