Get it off your chest

[crashbandicoot]

1. People who spend ages parking their tiny car in the only space left in the carpark, can't park it, then drive off somewhere else...but only after you've given up waiting and move on....

2. People who think honking the horn will speed them up, even though every one else is also waiting;

3. Kids who don't eat a single thing you put in front of them, yet gobble up everything at your mum's/sister's/brother's, as if you've never fed them;

4. Surgeries that never have appointments, but miraculously have a cancellation on the same day, when you call back two minutes later in a bit of a strop;

5. Recycling bins that never get emptied;

6. People who jump the queue.

I could go on...

Crash

[RLJ]

See how much better this makes everyone feel.

I have a few more:-

1. When you spend ages finding a space to park in car parks with loads of space around you cause you dont want to get your car bashed. Then when you come back some idiot has parked about 3" from your door and you wonder how they ever got out because you cant get in!
2. People who dont cancel indicators. I followed a car this morning for 3 miles with his left hand indicator on.
3. Now i hope this doesn't upset all you dog lovers out there, i like dogs too and i admire those who pick up their dog poo. But why does it have to be carried in see through bags waved about for all to see. Whats wrong with brown or black bags.
4. People who mow their lawns at 6.30 on Sunday morning. Have a lie in please!
5. Kids who think its funny to walk half way across a zebra crossing, stop then walk back, then start the whole process all over again.
6. See 3, old ladies that wipe their dogs bums with tissue. I always thought dogs bums were self wiping.

Thats enough for now I'm turning into Victor Meldrew

RLJ :crazy:

[Delta]

My dog's poop bags are black!

My biggest gripe has to be people that stop dead to hold a conversation slap bang in the middle of the aisle at the supermarket, it's not a fecking WI convention, some of use are there to shop, get out of the fecking way dolly dimple!

And breathe

[RLJ]

Well done for the black bags delta!

Breathing!

[Delta]

I fank you

Only got them cos they was the cheapest, about 100 bags for a squid at poundland.

(can't you tell where I shop)

[Paradox]

My biggest gripe has to be people that stop dead to hold a conversation slap bang in the middle of the aisle at the supermarket, it's not a fecking WI convention, some of use are there to shop, get out of the fecking way dolly dimple!

And breathe

Isn't that what trolleys are invented for?? Shoving idiots out of the way

My theory is that if people want to stand in the middle of aisles then they're not bothered about getting their ankles/hips whacked

[RLJ]

Ah Matt just reminded me of something that happened yesterday in ASDA. Some woman came hurtling down the isle and bashed her hand into my trolley even though i was stationary at the time.( i sound like i have to defend myself your honour) And she glared at me as if it was my fault.
Also shopping on Sunday is horrendous these days. No more for me!!!

RLJ

[Amethyst]

I hate shopping with a venegance ---- trolleys grrrr people dawdling grrrr people reaching across you grrrrr. people in your face every way you turn grrrrr.... it used to be okay at midnight ish but now the asiles get full of polish shelf stackers with no spatial awareness. Thank goodness for home delivery.

[Delta]

Got hit with a trolley when I worked at Asda, she gave it a right ram into my back, it fair brought tears to my eyes, then had a go at me for filliong shelves while the customers were in store.

To set the scene... it was the day before Xmas Eve and all of Burnley was on a frenzy so you can imagine what it was like, replenishing on the chilled dept just didn't stop all day. So I calmly told her that she had a choice, eithe she gets what she came in for, in which case we had to work, or we stood back and left her with empty shelves and chillers.

With that I walked off and went for an unscheduled brew... my dept manager was in the canteen, and I told him that if she complained about my attitude then I wanted to put a complaint of assault against her.... he told me that I should have just landed one on her!

My manage was lovely like that, he didn't even shout at me for going for a brew, but then he knew that he got the work and more out of us, cos we all loved him!

[Paradox]

I don't go shopping now.. my OH doesn't let me Because I row with people that are idiots.

[Amethyst]

Shoes - grrrrrrrrrr instruments of torture till you have worn them for a year. I got new sandals yesterday and my feet are annihilated already and i only had them on for the school run.

Handbags - grrrrrrrrrrrrrr - WHY ????????????????? I go out I need money and cigs - so either i have a pocket or who I'm with has a pocket. I tried being a proper lady with a handbag once it got left everywhere, full of biscuit crumbs and needless toot and i couldnt work out what to do with it half the time.

Watches ---- flipping annoying too make you concious of your wrist the whole time, and of the time......irratatingly.

[RLJ]

Handbags - grrrrrrrrrrrrrr - WHY ????????????????? I go out I need money and cigs - so either i have a pocket or who I'm with has a pocket. I tried being a proper lady with a handbag once it got left everywhere, full of biscuit crumbs and needless toot and i couldnt work out what to do with it half the time.

Handbags,
How on earth do us guys manage with just a wallet and a couple of pockets. Unless you have one of those "MAN BAGS" which i dont BTW

RLJ

[crashbandicoot]

Oh, and my personal favourite......bleepers that go off coz the shop assistant was too lazy to check each item for tags...only for you to be made to look like a fool.

[standingupformyself]

people that feel the need to pace up and down while chatting on their mobiles

[enaid]

Queue pusher inners, can't stand them, sorry have to show them up the best way I can. Sometimes it's the elderly and usually men, I do have a little dicorum if that's what you call it with my seniors, as i have respect. I still however let them know they are in the wrong and let them go before me anyway:rolleyes: