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A man met a woman and fell madly in love with her. He asked her to marry
him right away. Her response was: "But we don't know each other at all,
what if we don't get on?" The man said that was a chance he was prepared
to take and he felt that he loved her so much straight away that he was
sure it would work and they could get to know each other during their
marriage.So the woman agreed, they married and went away on honeymoon
where they found they were very compatible. They were lazing by the
poolside one day when the husband said he fancied a swim and his wife
watched him as he climbed up to the very highest diving board and leapt
off backwards.He did a triple spin, a forward turn and a double
back-flip (piked) before entering the water with barely a ripple. The
wife was amazed.When the
husband came back to her she said: "Blimey! I
didn't know you could swim like that!" He replied: "Oh yes, I used to be
an Olympic diver in my youth and was the champion for ten years
running." They agreed that there was lots to learn abouteach other and
that it was fun finding out.Then the wife decided to go for a swim. She
dived into the water, swam 150 lengths, got out of the water and lay on
her sun lounger barely out of breath.The husband was amazed. He said: "I
can't believe it, did you used to be an Olympic swimmer too?" She
replied: "Oh no, I used to be a prostitute in Middlesbrough but I worked
both sides of the river!
him right away. Her response was: "But we don't know each other at all,
what if we don't get on?" The man said that was a chance he was prepared
to take and he felt that he loved her so much straight away that he was
sure it would work and they could get to know each other during their
marriage.So the woman agreed, they married and went away on honeymoon
where they found they were very compatible. They were lazing by the
poolside one day when the husband said he fancied a swim and his wife
watched him as he climbed up to the very highest diving board and leapt
off backwards.He did a triple spin, a forward turn and a double
back-flip (piked) before entering the water with barely a ripple. The
wife was amazed.When the
husband came back to her she said: "Blimey! I
didn't know you could swim like that!" He replied: "Oh yes, I used to be
an Olympic diver in my youth and was the champion for ten years
running." They agreed that there was lots to learn abouteach other and
that it was fun finding out.Then the wife decided to go for a swim. She
dived into the water, swam 150 lengths, got out of the water and lay on
her sun lounger barely out of breath.The husband was amazed. He said: "I
can't believe it, did you used to be an Olympic swimmer too?" She
replied: "Oh no, I used to be a prostitute in Middlesbrough but I worked
both sides of the river!
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