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this made me absolutely roll with laughter last night guys so i thought i would share it with you!
The following are actual answers given by contestants on family fortunes in the UK...
Name something a blind person might use - A sword
Name a song with moon in the title - Blue Suede Moon
Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell
Name an occupation where you need a torch - A burglar
Name a famous brother and sister - Bonnie & Clyde
Name a dangerous race - The Arabs
Name an item of clothing worn by the three musketeers - A horse
Name something that floats in the bath - Water
Name something you wear on the beach - A deck chair
Name something red - My cardigan
Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers
Name a famous royal - Mail
Name a number you have to memorise - 7
Name something you do before going to bed - Sleep
Name something you put on walls - Roofs
Name something in the garden that is green - The shed
Name something that flies that doesnt have an engine - A bicycle with wings
Name something you might be allergic to - Skiing
Name a famous bridge - The bridge over troubled waters
Name something a cat does - Goes to the toilet
Name something you do in the bathroom - Decorate
Name an animal you might see at the zoo - A dog
Name something associated with the police - Pigs
Name a sign of the zodiac - april
Name something slippery - A conman
Name a kind of ache - Fillet 'o' Fish
Name a food that can be brown or white - Potato
Name a jacket potato filling - Jam
Name a famous scotsman - Jock
Name another famous scotsman - Vinne Jones
Name something with a hole in it - Window
Name a non living object with legs - Plant
Name a domestic animal - A leopard
Name a part of the body beginning with 'N' - Knee
Name a way of cooking fish - Cod
Name something you open other than a door - Your bowels
The following are actual answers given by contestants on family fortunes in the UK...
Name something a blind person might use - A sword
Name a song with moon in the title - Blue Suede Moon
Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell
Name an occupation where you need a torch - A burglar
Name a famous brother and sister - Bonnie & Clyde
Name a dangerous race - The Arabs
Name an item of clothing worn by the three musketeers - A horse
Name something that floats in the bath - Water
Name something you wear on the beach - A deck chair
Name something red - My cardigan
Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers
Name a famous royal - Mail
Name a number you have to memorise - 7
Name something you do before going to bed - Sleep
Name something you put on walls - Roofs
Name something in the garden that is green - The shed
Name something that flies that doesnt have an engine - A bicycle with wings
Name something you might be allergic to - Skiing
Name a famous bridge - The bridge over troubled waters
Name something a cat does - Goes to the toilet
Name something you do in the bathroom - Decorate
Name an animal you might see at the zoo - A dog
Name something associated with the police - Pigs
Name a sign of the zodiac - april
Name something slippery - A conman
Name a kind of ache - Fillet 'o' Fish
Name a food that can be brown or white - Potato
Name a jacket potato filling - Jam
Name a famous scotsman - Jock
Name another famous scotsman - Vinne Jones
Name something with a hole in it - Window
Name a non living object with legs - Plant
Name a domestic animal - A leopard
Name a part of the body beginning with 'N' - Knee
Name a way of cooking fish - Cod
Name something you open other than a door - Your bowels
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