The value of Drink

Especially for those who reside in the FMB fan club, oh and a few others I could name that love a drop or two

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes
and dreams . If I didn't dr ink this wine, they might be out
of work and their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra and panties.

[Sapphire]

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
going to feel all day. "
~Frank Sinatra
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~ Henny Youngman
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

[Sapphire]

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
~ Stephen Wright
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all
get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ Brian O'Rourke
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

[Sapphire]

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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"Without question, the greatest invention in the
history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the
wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

[Happyolddog]

"I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep."
George Best.

"BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C." -- W.C. Fields

Hod

[Delta]

I have a drink problem, I have two hands but only one mouth

[Paradox]

To beer.. The cause of, and solution to all of lifes problems.

[strangewayofsavin]

Just before he died Oliver Reed and Myself along with AA was trying to get a new national Anthem for the drinkers of this fair isle, it was a lot of hard work, then we found it, it was on an old tape we had under the rubbish in the boot of the rolls, It was a track from the Macc ladds, and this was to be if Olly and I was successful:

And I'll drink drink drink
to the pub runs out of beer
and i'll drink drink drink
till its coming out me ears
and i'll drink drink drink
till i can't take another sip
all day drinking on an intrevenous drip.

Them's was the days, back in planet thanet (Ramsgate in kent) 47 pubs and 6 night clubs in the late 80's.

[Paule]

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol - Anon

Work is the curse of the drinking classes. - Oscar Wilde

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life - Michelle Mastrolacasa

And finally:
When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven...

Paul

[enaid]

I just love it, what more can i say except, who's round is it ?

[LuggerBugs]

Especially for those who reside in the FMB fan club, oh and a few others I could name that love a drop or two

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes
and dreams . If I didn't dr ink this wine, they might be out
of work and their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra and panties.

Yeah. Just what DID happen to me bra and panties???????

[enaid]

Perhaps Mrs LB took em back, they were hers remember