Indian business school 1

[BAILIFFCHASER]

INDIAN BUSINESS SCHOOL - LESSON 1


Rajpat (father): I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: 'I will choose my own bride!!!'
Rajpat: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter..'
Son: 'Well, in that case... ok'

Next Rajpat approaches Bill Gates.
Rajpat: 'I have a husband for your daughter....'
Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!'
Rajpat: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'
Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case... ok'

Finally Rajpat goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Rajpat: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president. '
President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need! '
Rajpat: 'But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.'
President: 'Ah, in that case... ok'

And that my friends is how Indians do business.

[Tools]

Re: Indian business school 1

Very funny BC, I like that.

[BAILIFFCHASER]

Re: Indian business school 1

Clever people

As there is no umbrella. Three freinds are stuck in doors. After arguing amongst themselves it is decided that one would go to the shop and buy an umbrella. Seeing it was nearing dinner time the remaining freinds promised they would not eat and wait for the freind to come back with a umbrella.

4 hours passed and still no sign of the freind coming back so the 2 freinds left behind decide enoughs enough and as they are about to tuck into their dinner they hear a voice from behind the door " I wont go if you eat!"