Clone Clowns Crystal Balls (all balls)

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Pensioners to be given advice on how long they will live

Steve Webb, the pensions minister, says Government wants to provide pensioners with rough life expectancy guide to allow them to make better financial decisions.



Me thinks they should help the banks with this advice before us oldies, how very dare they lol




http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/p...will-live.html

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Re: Clone Clowns Crystal Balls (all balls)

As I was a 'Medium' myself at one time (well it said so in me knickers) I would foretell if these stay in much longer none of our lives will be worth living, let alone living longer.

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Re: Clone Clowns Crystal Balls (all balls)

I wonder what their plans are for those us us that fail to comply with our due death date?

[enquirer]

Re: Clone Clowns Crystal Balls (all balls)

They can always call upon the Liverpool Pathway and the rationing of medical care for older people to ensure the accuracy of their predictions.